2007-01-29 06:15:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It was under the tent all night. My girlfriend mentioned the floor moving. Then as we rolled up the tent, it hopped away.
2007-01-29 06:23:11 · update #1
No but I have stept on a load,
while crossing a road,
and while out on a stroll with the dog!
And have sat on a frog,
by a pond, on a log.
in the park where I go for my jog!
Where up popped a newt,
in a bright speckled suit
With a tail that was flat, top and bottom.
He shouted 'YOU HOG,
DIDN'T YOU SEE THE FROG?'
I said 'well it is very hard to spot-em'
He said 'Why you swine, I'll give you a piece of my mind'
So I pulled out a pistol and SHOT HIM!
A bit harsh I did think, as I watched his corpse sink
after all a talking newt is quite cute.
then I put away my gun and thought 'Nah,it was fun!'
And the shot was an absolute beaut!
2007-01-29 14:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No
However, i once changed my living room carpet and there was a dead squished toad under it. So you could say i had been walking on one for about 5 years.
2007-01-29 06:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by ROBSTER 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I've washed a frog in the washing machine, It hopped in before I loaded it, & flopped out when the cycle finished!!!
2007-01-29 06:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never had a experience like that, but sounds like you had fun. I had a toad jump on my while gardening, that was scary!
2007-01-29 06:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle Lynn 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, he invited himself to stay several times but I declined then I barred the windows and battened down the hatches.
2007-01-29 20:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Andielep 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i had a horrifying sex dream about john prescott a few months back...and he looks kinda toadlike. well he is toadlike. my best friend and i call him the toad like man, or TLM for short.
2007-01-29 07:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only once and it was not very satisfactory.
After much experimentation I have found that a mattress composed of macerated kittens is far more comfortable.
2007-01-29 06:31:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Found one in the washer once... it was a bleach load. He looked a bit pale..and I don't think he enjoyed the ride.
2007-01-30 02:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by aka.rene 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If by toad you mean girl then yes.
2007-01-29 06:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sandstorm222's Biggest Fan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well calling her a toad is a little harsh
2007-01-29 06:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋