Why do the Methodist attract so many white minivans to their parking lots?

Answer 1

The Methodist church I go to has a whole lot of Lincolns, Caddy's, Benz's, Toyota's, Avalon's, Accords, some mid life crisis sports cars like a couple of vettes and a Porsche or two. There are a good many Trailblazers, Lexus SUV's, I haven't noticed any white minivans. I will check it out next Sunday and get back to you on that.