This guy just came in asking if I had tax forms. I told him no, that all my forms were in the computer, and that I didn't carry loose forms. I told him to go to the library and he might find them there. He looked a bit sheepish and said, "I'm not allowed in any of the libraries in the city anymore".......
Wonder what he did..........
2007-01-29 05:25:33 · 14 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was never banned from the Library....but man did I peel out of there pretty fast once! I was with this guy I was very excited about and I was feeling a little frisky. I got caught with my skirt above my waist and I think I left my thong on one of the shelves.
2007-01-29 09:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he went running though it screaming, "I HATE BOOKS, I HATE BOOKS!!" and then he started beating himself with books, and then ran to a corner and started tearing out the pages of some of the books and caught them on fire to warm himself up. After that, he could have very well went into the bathroom and used some of the pages as toilet paper, and then proceeded to blow his nose in some of the other pages. Afterward he probably walked out of the library, realizing he didn't wipe properly, and got all itchy, so he burned it down in an act of revenge.
That's probably what happened, but don't quote me on it.
2007-01-29 13:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Burned a bunch of books, punched a librarian, whispered too loudly, and dissed the Dewey decimal system, probably. You know how those librarians love that Dewey.
2007-01-29 13:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mr.President 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stealing books.
2007-01-29 13:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he was too rowdy! Or maybe he was doing unspeakable things while looking at pictures on the internet. Or maybe his dog ate his books one too many times.....
2007-01-29 13:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had sex with the head librarian and his Dewey decimal got stuck.
2007-01-29 13:36:06 · answer #6 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe he stole a book or maybe he streaked through the library.
2007-01-29 13:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Mutortode 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was looking at child pornography on the library computers my child. I, your Lord, will see that he spends eternity in Hell.
2007-01-29 13:29:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
possibly he was performing a shocking activity while viewing porn on a library p.c.
2007-01-29 13:30:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was probably flashing people as they were browsing the stacks, or masturbating. We've had that problem at my college.
2007-01-29 13:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by R C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋