It's Saturday morning, 3am, you're throwing up outside a nightclub and you see a fight, nothing new there but its between 17 skinheads and 300 police officers on horseback. Noticing one of the horses collapsing under a new wave of broken bottles and paving slabs you start to feel hungry and decide you want a kebab, only to discover you have run low on funds.
Pausing for a cigarette while the few mounted police still standing call for air support you notice that a police officer has lost his walkie talkie and appears to be trying to raise help with his entertainment centre remote control, you guess he must have left the house in a hurry. Who could blame our brave men in blue when they feel let down by their communications providers? So, your TV remote has the same numeric layout as chip and pin and as at the ATM, but wait a minute, didn't that fight start because the queue at the ATM was too long? You scratch your head, walk back inside the nightclub and look for bar snacks.
2007-01-29 03:53:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
ATM machines?
Automatic Teller Machine Machines?
no
2007-01-29 04:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and in the mean time an old lady has her house burgled and she is badly beaten. The Police make an appointment to interview her 2 weeks later.
2007-01-29 05:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by researcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought I had some wild dreams over the weekend!!
2007-01-29 04:13:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you drink..? Ive gotta see this.
2007-01-29 04:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋