Imagine this:
You are on your way home from work...
All you have on your person is a wrist watch, 3 cherry flavored life-savers, a trench coat, a broken watch, a dead cell phone, and a neatly folded brown paper bag...
The problem:
1.You have a horrible case of the runs from some rancid jalapeños you ate at lunch.
2. The next bustop is not for another 10 minutes
3. Your "volcano" is seconds away from "eruption"
4. The bus is VERY crowded! STANDING ROOM ONLY!!!
What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?????
(Remember the guidelines!!!)
2007-01-29 03:29:04 · 25 answers · asked by Spanky C ® 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OH COMON PEOPLE!!!!
Have all the creative people LEFT here???
2007-01-29 03:34:11 · update #1
crap in the bag using the trench coat for cover, suck on the life savers and spit the red fluid on the turd and place a few pieces of metal from the watch and insert them at random intervals. find a seat with a kind looking person and say "I have an intestinal problem and my phone is dead"(show phone here)"and if I don't sit down I could die"(show Turd-bag to person) and they should give you the seat. or you could stuff the turd-bag under the trench coat and slowly inch toward a seat.
2007-01-29 03:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Trevy mayne 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pop the three cherry lifesavers in my mouth to calm my nerves.
Wrap the cellphone in the paper bag.
Wrap the broken watch around the paper bag.
Constantly check my working watch.
Stick the watch wrapped paper bag in the front of my pants underneath the trench coat.
Scream at the top of my lungs to the bus driver:
IF YOU DON"T STOP THIS BUS NOW I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.
Quickly get off the bus when it stops find the closest bathroom and release the explosion.
2007-01-29 03:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by cmssko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here is what you do. offer the lifesavers to those sitting or standing closest to you so they will think you are nice and wont judge you harshly. Sell the watch to the bus driver for 20 bucks, but dont tell him its broken. Shove the cell phone in buthole to prevent volcano, you know, like the finger in the dike thing. Put the bag over your head cause you just made an *ss of yourself. As for the trenchcoat, keep it on.......it will make it easier for the cops to find you when they come looking for you, cause you shouldnt have been running around in nothing but a trenchcoat anyway, you perv! lol
2007-01-29 03:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by beebs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Faint, and pretend that I am having a seizure or heart attack on the bus floor. After going into convulsions for 2 minutes release the toxic waste in my pants and then just wait for an ambulance to arrive so that I can get a sponge bath from some cute male nurse as he wipes myass!
All the while staying semi-unconscious and mumbling, "Monkey? Where is my Monkey?"
2007-01-29 06:03:47 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all it's a hypothetical question,so i do nothing.
but if happened to be in such a situation,here what i would hypothetically do:
chew the cherry flavored life-savers one by one to keep the good smell.i'd empty my bag into my pocket.using the coat to cover my *ss,i'd cra* into the bag(holding the bag with one hand and pretending to talk on my phone)(no worrying of falling since the bus is crowded).after looking the time,using my wrist watch and seeing that i'm close to by destination,and in front of all eyes i'd put the broken watch in the bag and yell ''damn it's broken,i'll throw it at the next stop''...
hypothetically speaking!
2007-01-29 04:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crap in the bag, eat a life saver, cover the crap bag with my trench coat to hide the smell and look around in disgust at the rancid smell, look at my broken watch and say something dumb like "sheesh look at the time"
2007-01-29 03:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
take the lifesavers and shove em up your bu tt.That should hold off the impending explosion. wrap the trench coat around you like a diaper. after the volcano does blow, hopefully after you get off the bus, take off the coat, throw it in the paper bag, fart out the remainder of the lifesavers, throw them in the bag and while your at it, you might as well chunk the cell phone and watch cuz they aint doin you a damm bit of good.
soo.....how was that?
2007-01-29 03:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Crissy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put the folded bag in my pants, crap them, wrap the coat around my waste, and offer people lifesavers to distract them! LOL
2007-01-29 03:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by Pardonne Moi? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would lean against a someone on the bus with my butt against them so that the volcano doesn't erupt
2007-01-29 03:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the next bus and handle my business in an alley.
2007-01-29 03:33:48 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋