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LOL Joni

Simply tell them that you are not interested, to please refrain from visiting you again. Be nice then shut the door.

Worked for me.

2007-01-29 03:23:49 · answer #1 · answered by ceetee 3 · 0 1

answer the door " My brothers its past time the Aliens will be here soon Come I have made the punch. we must away the the heavens before they arrive"

It'll work they will leave and not return

2007-01-29 11:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by bmebodymod 3 · 1 0

just don't answer the door or invest in a dog that likes to bark alot

2007-01-29 11:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by ken s 6 · 1 0

answer nakid! I did, and they aint been back since! Just throw the door open, holler HOWDY, and invite em in for tea, lol

2007-01-29 11:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by beebs 6 · 2 0

No don't go to the door.

2007-01-29 11:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

Don't answer the door. Or tell them you are a devil worshiper.

2007-01-29 11:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 1

what you need to do is keep asking them question after question after question
and keep them there, and when they try to leave say I am not finished I have more questions
make them late for all their appointments

smile
good luck

2007-01-29 15:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell them you are married to the Pope.

2007-01-29 11:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by Joni J 6 · 0 0

the Bible salesman? better hope it's not the guy with the extreme stutter. he's their leading salesman.
his technique is this:
you answer the door, and he asks, "w-w-w-would you like t-t-t-t-t-t-o buy a B-b-b-b-b-ible, or do you w-w-w-w-w-w-want m-m-me to r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-read it to you?"

2007-01-29 11:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

tell them you have given your life over to the dark Master and then try to convert them. works all the time

2007-01-29 11:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 · 0 2

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