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I've just seen my neighbour with a hose pipe up his back passage.

2007-01-29 02:09:48 · 33 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

lol! i keep forgetting bits..........i meant back alley

2007-01-29 02:15:30 · update #1

33 answers

OH! so there ARE sleasy perverts on here.

2007-01-29 02:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Joni J 6 · 9 0

Wait, are you looking for an enema bag or a more involved colonic irrigation set-up? When you use the term "colonic irrigation", it usually means something that is able to fill you with water, allow you to expel it while you're in the same position and then fill you again in a cycle. Of course a simple 2-quart enema is still irrigating your colon, so if that's what you're looking for, you can find a bag at a drugstore. Look in the feminine hygiene aisle for a combination douche/enema/hot water bottle for around $15-20. If you're looking for a larger set-up but without a pump (like a professional device you'd find in a clinic) as you stated, do a search for a "colema board". It consists of a tank which you put up high that uses gravity to feed the water into you just like a bag does. You lay on a board with the head part on a chair and your butt up against a part that goes over your toilet. You put a small tube in your rectum and your colon is filled and when you need to crap you just push out like you're on the toilet. The tube is small enough that water and feces will go around it, allowing you to remain on your back. Hope that helps.

2016-03-15 01:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Colonic irrigation should really be carried out by a professional, so I expect shoving a hose up his **** is your neighbours way of having a bit of kinky sex.

Probably best if you don't spy on your neighbour in future.

2007-01-29 02:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Jimwon 3 · 3 0

you can give yourself an enema, but colonic irrigation requires a machine that most homeowners aren't going to be able to afford. check out johnny knoxville in the jackass show in his santa gets irrigated bit if you need a visual reference.

2007-01-29 02:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think you can buy the stuff to do it at home, but it's expensive, and probably you're better off having a professional do it.
You SAW your neighbor doing this? He may just have a weird fetish. I don't think I'd be looking over there again.

2007-01-29 02:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

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2014-09-14 16:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That must have been a sight. Don't want to go there. But yes there are boards sold for the purpose and books to teach you the proper way.

2007-01-29 02:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 1 0

Some things should only be done by professionals, like dentistry, surgery, colonics . . .

2007-01-29 02:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmine 5 · 1 0

Maybe he's just a bit kinky..
I wouldn't do it at home myself, you can guarantee there'll be a huge mess, and it sure as hell wont smell like roses!

2007-01-29 02:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by Error Child 4 · 1 0

Wander regular 40 moments the next day

2016-07-13 20:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

All you need is a water hose, a bucket and of course, some air freshener.

2007-01-29 02:19:30 · answer #11 · answered by act as if 4 · 1 0

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