i will provide for you, and give you television remote, and lots of sexy time!
(I am big like can of pepsi!)
2007-01-29 01:57:57 · 28 answers · asked by ? 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh go on then youve sweet talked me
2007-01-29 02:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by angus r 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes please but is a tv included with the remote control,however, i will need a
a house for me
and a house for my maids
and a house for my stuff
and a house for the guards protecting my stuff
and a house for the bodyguards of the guards protecting my stuff
then a house for my second husband
and a swimming pool
a single dimond ring
then a million diamond rings in case i lose the first one
then a bed for me and my cat Bernie Mc Whiskers
then a bed for my puppet Pedro
And a life time supply of pepsi
A piano, (but i can't play the piano so it would be a waste of money but never mind.)
And lots of sexy time but only every hour, I have things to do
I will make a very expensive wife, but it will be worth it.
2007-01-29 10:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You lost me at the pepsi can. Sorry, but that's just not something a woman wants. Good luck.
2007-01-29 10:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are funny!!! I already found my own big Pepsi can of a man but good luck.
2007-01-29 10:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Lucinda M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bless
2007-02-01 16:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by lynn a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try http://friendfinders.com or http://fling.com you may get better results that way. I am a single mom, I already have my remote, I can get off myself too. I have fingers, toy, and shower head. I am sick of men that only want one nightstands.
2007-01-29 10:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although you sound very interesting and you do sound like you have considered all the important factors in a relationship, I am already engaged.
Sorry!
2007-01-29 10:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
YOU ARE A VERY DESPERATE DUDE. IF A CAN OF PEPSI WAS ALL IT TAKES THAN YOU WOULD BE MARRIED ALREADY. FIND YOURSELF A BETTER PICKUP LINE DUDE.
2007-01-29 10:07:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can have the t.v remote
2007-01-29 14:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by Chloe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not doing anything at the moment.. I'll give it go!!
2007-01-29 11:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I just play with your can? You don't have to provide for me.
2007-01-29 10:02:10 · answer #11 · answered by Karrien Sim Peters 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋