I love his comedic style, his comedy reminds me of the kind of humor, my family and I share.
2007-01-29 01:36:24 · 5 answers · asked by lilfireyballofhate 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it called jumbo shrimp? Who invented the term "military intelligence? Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff. Why do we deplane? We don't decar or detaxi.
2007-01-29 01:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't fall for that superstitious nonsense about treating people the way you would like to be treated. It is a transparently narcissistic approach, and may be the sign of a weak mind.
2007-01-29 09:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by vishweshpatel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mom said "Don't run with scissors." Johnny down the street put his eye out doing that. Who is Johnny? He moved last year.
2007-01-29 09:46:02 · answer #3 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite is....Here's how you solve world hunger, move the people where the food is, there's no food in the DESERT!
2007-01-29 09:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by 'Lissa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw him live a couple of years ago he is hysterical, my fave quote is " have you ever noticed all the people against abortion are so ugly you wouldn't want to f.u.c.k. 'em anyway?"
2007-01-29 10:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋