If aliens from outer space landed on Earth, what would they want for lunch?

Question

If aliens from another galaxy landed here, and they were omnivores, like us, what would they want for lunch? Moo-Shu Pork? Chicken Fajitas? Gyros? Best Answer from creative absurdity.

Answer 1

i think most likely they would eat the lunch they packed from home, they would never trust our cooking

Answer 2

They'd eat Paris Hilton. Throw her another one of those burgers, maybe more Plutonians will land here... then after that, they'd go for Britney Spears simply because her body mass can finally feed those poor redneck Mooninites who ate dust to start with, so she'll be a nice treat among all the "livuafiufl" they call food.

Answer 3

All the politicians in the world. Because if they ate them they would be fating so much they could power their ship just from that to go to ur-anus. Smile and have a good day!

Answer 4

Mince and slices of quince, which they would eat with a runcible spoon. Followed by angelfood cake and creamed teas.

Answer 5

Probably something from the dollar menu. The little scamps are kinda cheap, ya know.

Answer 6

They'd go out at night eating cars, they'd eat cadillacs, lincolns too mercurys and subarus

Answer 7

Mulder stew in scully sauce

Answer 8

they would eat the metal plate thats fixed to your protruding teeth,also they would eat your mothers dentures and your fathers metal plate out of his head not forgetting your dogs pins out of his gammy leg failing all they would eat a boiled ham sandwich washed down with a can of diet pepsi lol

Answer 9

I would take them to an all you can eat buffet that has chinese and american food, like Super Buffet, and let them pig out.

Answer 10

Pot noodle - with added Encona hot pepper sauce.