Driving to the office this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
F**king Women Drivers!!!!!!!
2007-01-28 22:47:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Yes it is a joke
2007-01-29 00:19:12 · update #1
and i bet the silly cow didn`t even care what she`d put you through
2007-01-29 00:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dreadful - these women are so inconsiderate. I would highly recommend that you drink a lot more beer and develop a beer-belly - this physical attribute can be used to steer a car with very little effort, it just takes a bit of practice.
Eyeliner should be banned and anyone found using it should not be allowed to adopt catholic orphans.
2007-01-28 22:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot tar all women by the same brush!
Statisically, women tend to have more minor accidents but male drivers have more serious accidents.
Myself, I have seen thousands of accidents but never been involved in one!
ps. Pulling out the choke is very handy for putting your handbag on!
pps. The rear window heater is very good for warming your hands on too!
2007-01-28 23:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by See it as 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What??!!!! At least you did not get the daily newspaper ruined- whew-sorry to hear about Big Jim and the twins- that had to hurt!! :(
2007-01-28 22:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by Debby B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah see they can't be multi-taskers even while doing such a simple thing as driving ! Where would the world have been without men ! ! !
2007-01-28 23:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women shall allowed to traffic on certain days of the week
i.e Wednesday & Sunday
2007-01-28 22:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i was ready to wipe the floor with you but just as well i carried on reading..good 1 i liked it...lol
2007-01-28 22:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by madmoo0 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your last name might be Bean LOL
2007-01-28 22:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it gave me a giggle cheers
2007-01-28 22:54:49 · answer #9 · answered by peteandredhammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh.. but you were still doing something else besides driving
2007-01-28 22:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋