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2007-01-28 20:09:58 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Computers & Internet Hardware Printers

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Get your fax straight and copy the following: attatch it to the side of your turbo charged ink jet and before you know it you'll be having your own matrix.

2007-01-28 20:47:39 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1 0

Good answers! No, the laser in a laser printer is not powerful enough to use as a weapon. Neither are the lasers in a CD player or your laser pointer, for that matter.

2007-01-29 04:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Gee Wye 6 · 0 0

By removing the laser and pointing it directly into the eyes of a passer by, then you could do some serious damage - but I doubt you'll get the laser out in one piece.

Laser printers are generally quite heavy - you could try strapping it to some industrial fireworks and launch it at your enemy.

2007-01-29 04:14:49 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 1 0

You could take the laser out of the printer and then use it to cut into the ATM machines and steal the money.

2007-01-29 04:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by Big C 6 · 1 1

You could if you clubbed someone over the head with it. If you are referring to the laser, then I regret to inform you that it isn't a powerful enough laser to do any damage.

2007-01-29 04:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Using your tricorder you could set up feed back loop and dentonate the office.

2007-01-29 04:21:38 · answer #6 · answered by justpatagn 3 · 0 0

You'll need help from obewankanobe (cant spell, sorry about the middle bit)

2007-01-29 04:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

Ha ha. Some brilliant responses.

cheryl j, you can come do things with my weapon. ;-)

2007-01-29 07:46:40 · answer #8 · answered by micksmixxx 7 · 0 0

If thrown at somebody... yes, but I doubt you'll be able to shoot down any planes with it.

2007-01-29 04:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Johny0555 3 · 2 0

Yes - if you print............... THIS! :


''Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!''

2007-01-29 04:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 0 0

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