eg. I said "You are looking very beautiful today" she sneeringly replied "Every day beautiful".
2007-01-28 19:12:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
I was dancing with this bird many years ago when she asked "When did you hit this town?" I replied "Last week".
She sneered and said "I didn't feel the vibration". I crawled away into a corner. I was only 16yrs old......
2007-01-29 23:26:22 · update #1
When I was young I asked a girl out and she said she couldn't because she was taking her goldfish fro a walk
2007-01-28 19:21:30 · answer #1 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your face looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
You have one of those faces I could kick around all day and not get bored with.
Were you beaten with the ugly stick as a child?
When someone asked me out at age 16 I replied, "Are your feet cold?"
He said "No."
I said "Well I guess hell hasn't frozen over yet then." and walked away.
2007-01-28 20:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by newcombeemma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mum was standing at a bus stop when she was younger and a rather rude bloke said to her "my my you're a big girl aren't you!" and my mum replied "never mind pinhead you've got time to grow!"
2007-01-28 19:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy who obviously knew I was married asked me out, and I replied, listen you baldheaded insgnificant little man GO AWAY.
2007-01-28 22:27:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a gay waiter I worked with many years ago, and one of the neanderthal homophobic chefs was being mean to him. He simply said 'Dean, if your d1ck was as big as your mouth you would be worth a fortune' Chef was gutted. We were all peeing ourselves!
2007-01-28 19:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by Janbull 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your mum is like a christmas tree......I hang my big balls on her.
I laughed for days, the guy looked crushed.
2007-01-28 21:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by mickeyleon123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best 1. if i wanted to listen to an rsole i`d have farted.
2007-01-28 20:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by happy chappy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your problem ugly?
2007-01-29 23:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Drop a heart, break a name 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would rather be on a murder charge than be on you!
2007-01-28 19:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by chav69 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋