were not by my chair in the TV room. She says its because she was busy unblocking the toilet for most of the afternoon.!! Anyone else think that women appear to be becoming a bit too rebelious? Next thing you know she will want a bed to sleep on in the shed.
2007-01-28 19:04:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
if anyone needed a good spanking with a flip-flop its your dear wife
hug x
2007-01-28 20:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you call a plumber from work? She's got to do everything? Did she agree to do the whole wifey thing before she married you? It ought be written up on paper and signed like a contract, and renewable every year. Doesn't she sleep next to you? or do ya stink? Two separate beds would be nice,though-like back in the 1940's. What did you marry her? You can get a maid for the same price. Does she have an exceptional behind?Or is she stuck with you,sort of like slavery?
2007-01-29 07:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wonder-full 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi Mister Darcy, here in "female world" we use secret code...of which "unblocking the toilet for most of the afternoon" means we did actually spend our time in a much different way than you'd imagine ;) The apparent rebelion, is also a way of manipulating you into feeling just that little bit less in contol...and as for the shed, it rocks over there my dear, so who needs a bed? Careful with the dinner also hey, small amounts of arcenic do wonders when administered over a number of days....kind regards Mrs Darcy's spokeperson
2007-01-29 03:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by mortierella 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Golly... I hope you taught her a lesson... If you haven't put her in her place now, she may do something wild like having an opinion, embarrasing you in front of your friends with politcal correctness... or even do something crazy like leaving the dishes unwashed! The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine... Honest to Goodness...
2007-01-29 08:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by ~Mez~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the pigs are getting short of swill, and your dear wife has already said that after unblocking the toilet, she reckons that she is going to feed you to the pigs, ( Zac Dingle has already applied!)But first she needs to remove all the hot air, and crap that you are full of, and that was why you blocked the toilet in the first place!
2007-01-29 04:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by Peter R 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't need a wife, you need a slave. If I was your wife I would put some rat poison in your brandy to see if you learn in the other life how to treat women. Don't you respect your mother, sister, aunts, etc? You should get therapy.
2007-01-29 03:11:01 · answer #6 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh... wow. I'm pretty sure you're still living in the 50s, man. You're perfectly capable of getting your slippers and pipe, pouring your own brandy, and calling for some takeout. Welcome to the 21st century.
2007-01-29 03:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by lil miss sunshine 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah, we are funny this way.
But seriously, you didn't want her cooking for you while unblocking the toilet anyway?
come on! give her that bed, she sounds like a swell woman.
2007-01-29 03:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by webby 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nothing ever remains the same forever. That includes the status of wives.
2007-01-29 03:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Max 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better be careful. She'll have your head in the toilet next.
2007-01-29 03:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by ME 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋