I know it's not possible for men to be pregnant, but I think I am. I took an EPT test and it was positive. What should I do?
2007-01-28 16:07:59 · 23 answers · asked by Nick Y 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Contact the media! This is a huge story! You may want to contact The Guinness Book of World Records! Better yet....Why would you take a EPT???? Do you have some symptoms of pregnancy?
2007-01-28 16:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by SAMMY 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pregnancy tests check your hormone levels. So if you're a man, and you've really taken a pregnancy test and gotten a positive result, that means that your female hormone level is above normal. This might be induced by prostate cancer, amongst other things, so you should DEFINITELY see a doctor.
Have a nice day!
2007-01-29 00:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by San La Muerte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're really serious and you took a pregnancy test and it came out positive then you can possibly have prostate cancer. Make sure you go to the doctor asap.
2007-01-29 00:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by cutet88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were probably a twin and ur twin got created inside of you. Yup it happends. Some man was pregnant jus tlike you. He had his twin brother in his stomach....they called him the pregnant man because he had a huge stomach!!.....doctors operated on him beliving it was a tumor once his stomach had enlargen so much. Little did they know they discovered a baby.....so yeah go get checked!!
2007-01-29 00:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Maria Maria! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The HORRAA! Holy Crap! Hell I um Oh yea reverse the sex change! No, drink some milk and induce vomiting. damn you ugly we don't need no baby's looking like that! Try taking a SHlT for a week. I know, put it up for adoption I know a Zoo in Iceland that Will take it.
2007-01-29 00:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh take the test again...and if you KNOW it is not possible for men to be pregnant...and you are a man...then you are not pregnant.
2007-01-29 00:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by AirborneAngel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well i think its about time men got to experience this painful experience and well as bad as it is to squeeze a head out of a vagina WOW I have to say squeezing it out of the head of a penis will not be pleasant. Good Luck! :)
2007-01-29 00:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by J&A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use lots of cocoa butter to prevent stretch marks. Oh and call the tabloids.
2007-01-29 00:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by shugarmagnolia420 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Notify the media and make millions of dollars.
2007-01-29 00:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by grayhare 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call CNN and find the child's father and get yourself a life
that's what u really need to do right now
2007-01-29 00:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋