If you went into a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" establishment wearing only shoes and a shirt.....?.

Question

...what would happen?

Answer 1

I don't know but I am about to find out. I'll get right back to you on this.

Answer 2

I have often pondered this one of life's great quandries. I would like very much if you could try it out, video it, post it on youtube, and e-mail me a link. Thank you in advance.

I was in my car on the way to hang out down at the river wearing my bikini (a stringy red number), when I realized that I needed beer. All I could find in the car to add to my very small suit and flip-flops was an old t-shirt. The conviece store clerk, male customers, dudes at the gas pumps, and homeless guy outside were all very accomodating. The ladies didn't seem as pleased, though.

Answer 3

I went into a diner like that, at a beach. And I was only wearing a bikini and a purse. No shoes. I still got service. (You can hate me now.)

Answer 4

I work at a fast food place.Why dont you try it and let me know what happens,but dont call me from jail cause those calls are way too expensive.

Answer 5

well, it could be one of several things
1) some crazed old lady who hasn't had sex for years will jump on your b.oner
2) some feminist will cut it off with her steak knife
3) your male counterparts will point and laugh
4) all of the above

Answer 6

you would probly get aressted but then you could tell the police to just read the sign and say you got confused

Answer 7

id get a free meal,lol

Answer 8

they could kick you out for indecent exposure

Answer 9

They still would kick you out.

Answer 10

If there were waitresses they'd just looooove me.

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