Well I gotta run, Scores of fans and paparazzi are chasing me at the moment... SEE YA IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-28 15:33:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because I'm HOT in leather
2007-01-28 15:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by texas_krystle_23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Hubby says:
My farts are so powerful they cause earthquakes on the moon. I can also use them as booster rockets to propel me flying through the air. I can alter the pitch and tone to break glass or bend steel. They call me Flatulation man. My uniform is ripped and frayed on the back side.
I can stumble around and slur my words. I can also fail any sobriety test known. I can pee anywhere. People call me stoopRman. My uniform isn't important. I am always on the verge of falling down, passing out, or starting a fight. I have an open beer in my hand.
2007-01-29 00:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be a bad-As addition to your star power.
2007-01-28 23:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because (I don't want to brag) but I am, better looking, than you
2007-01-28 23:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could be your comic relief --- giggle.
2007-01-28 23:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz i'm damn hot!
;)
2007-01-28 23:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋