now its like ruined because one of the crayons is broken...I am very displeased with this guy. He did it on purpose.
2007-01-28 14:27:36 · 14 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What the hell is wrong with thurston Howell III????
2007-01-31 00:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, buy your girlfriend a new box of crayons. That will keep her happy. Then go home. Take a whole mess of your favorite Happy Medicine. Call your girlfriend to borrow the other 63 crayons. When you get them, get some paper from somewhere. I usually have extra laying around, but you personally might have to steal some. Maybe steal some from the guy who broke the crayon, there's an element of poetic justice in this...
Then draw up Pictures of him, make them look really stupid, put his name on them and say "(insert name) is a poopoo head" and give them to all his little friends.
2007-01-28 22:36:59 · answer #2 · answered by brotherjonah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy her a new box of 64 crayons, and give the box with the broken crayon to him.
2007-01-28 22:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, get a really nice 4 inch print of you and your girlfriend in a romantic setting. Keep this with you. Find an abandonded building or a cave or someother secluded place. Get a metal cot and bolt it into the ground securely. Now obtain some chloral hydrate. Invite this fellow over to drink beer and play darts or whatever. Slip him the mickey, when he passes out, take him to the place and chain him securely to the metal cot. Using scissors, cut off one of his pants legs around the knee. When he wakes up, take a chisel and a hammer, and chisel out a piece of his shin bone. Clear out a hollow area behind the shin bone and cauterize the wound with a propane torch. Now take the broken crayon and wrap the picture around it in a cylinder. Place this into the cavity in his leg. Now take a staple gun and staple the piece of bone back onto his shin. This is called a shin box. Explain to him that since he pissed you off, now he has something to remember you by.
Now get your girl a new box of crayons. Problem solved.
2007-01-28 22:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by Thurston Howell III 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok take 3 crayons out of your GF's box and stick 1 in his left nostril, then 1 in his right nostril and stick the last one where the sun don't shine.
2007-01-28 22:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by God's_gift_2_women 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, LOL!! When I was in kindergarten I would beat my seatmate for breaking my crayon, Isn't annoying when someone breaks your precious crayons?
2007-01-28 22:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh, just buy a new box of crayons for her. arent they like 25 cents a box or something??
2007-01-28 22:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds very serious. You should tell him to replace the crayon immeadiatly with one exactly like it.
2007-01-28 22:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Brooke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old is your girlfriend that she has crayons?
2007-01-28 22:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At college, you say? Not Kindergarten?? Come on, get a life.
2007-01-28 22:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋