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2007-01-28 13:19:20 · 11 answers · asked by Just Ask Ashley 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

11 answers

11 - One to change the bulb and 10 to fend off the Crazed Bible-waving churchies trying to make them see the light.

2007-01-28 13:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 3

the most common and accurate answer is 12. 1 to place the lightbulb 2 to hold the stairs while the other 9 are having some threesome. would that be great?

2007-01-28 14:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by soar_2307 7 · 1 1

it takes 3 men. 1 to place the bulb while the other 2 hold on to the stairs.

if it doesn't work with men, then it will work with women.

2007-01-28 14:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by conde_c_b 7 · 1 1

Two gay guys, and one straight guy! While the straight guy does all the work the gay guys argue about who gets to thank him first for his effort!

2007-01-28 15:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

The gay men would say, "None! The light bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it!"

Or

Three. One to screw in an Art Deco bulb, and two to shriek: "Fabulous!"

2007-01-28 13:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Vasago 4 · 5 5

Only one, but it would take several days of shopping...selecting the perfect bulb to enhance the ambiance of the room and finding the perfect light bulb changing outfit.

2007-01-28 13:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by Spyder 5 · 6 5

Three. One to change the light bulb, and two to sip mimosas and comment on his physique while he does it.

2007-01-28 13:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Steven D 5 · 4 4

one with about 9 or ten inches.

2007-01-28 14:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Zero - let the lesbians do it, who needs lights anyway?

2007-01-28 13:25:04 · answer #9 · answered by Who Knew! 3 · 5 3

10.

9 to screw it on and 1 to stand back to say 'fabulous' when it's all done. hehehe...

2007-01-28 13:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by That's A Lot of Nonsense 3 · 6 4

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