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Homosexuals get superpowers?
Damn, too bad I'm straight... What a ripoff...

2007-01-28 13:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by qamper 5 · 4 0

Magic super powers? Hum? Well, it has enlightened me to just how bad people are so judgmental towards others. This has helped keep me from judging others for what they choose to be. I hold my opinions and there are things people do that I don't like, but I believe they are entitled to be and do what they want...as long as it doesn't harm others. I think I also have the ability to 'feel' or 'sense' others feelings more readily and an understanding of others positions. I think kindness is exaggerated and caring for others is a result as well. If that's not all, I can undress some cute guy with my eyes...lol.

2007-01-28 14:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by doogie2man 2 · 0 0

The ability to immediately rearrange the furniture in a room so it "works" better.

As already mentioned by another poster, it's given me gaydar.

And finally, I can transform my personality into that of Bette Davis the instant that someone pisses me off.

2007-01-28 13:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by castle h 6 · 3 0

i am going to grant you with the least complicated answer i am going to. a million) purchase a white horse 2) Roll somewhat of paper up so one area is closed and the different is open "Cone structure" 3) Stick the cone piece of paper on the horses head. 4)Get on your new unicorn 5) vacation to Hogwarts 6) stress them to grant you powers AND improve! you've powers.

2016-10-16 05:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by pelt 4 · 0 0

Not gonna lie, I DO want the superpowers from To Wong Foo when they redecorate. Sadly, I missed out on those. All I got was this crappy "freak out straights" thing. ;)

2007-01-28 14:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Atropis 5 · 1 0

Being immune to women using their looks to manipulate men and the power to have sex with another man and enjoy it :)

2007-01-28 13:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 3 0

Sweetness, I didn't have to be gay to become Mighty Mom...I just am...beware The Look...it's stopped grown men in their tracks. The Pointy Finger of Doom! The Raise of the Eyebrow! and worst of all.....young man, if I have to stop this car........(hee hee hee....)

2007-01-28 15:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2 0

I wouldn't call them magic, but I had many revelations of how homosexuality is a lie. I had my eyes opened to where I could see all the choices made in my life by myself and others that left me in a place of desperation where I began to believe the lies. God's grace set me free, and I no longer believe the lie, and I have the ability to spot truth now.

2007-01-28 13:15:03 · answer #8 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 2 6

This is the funniest question I have ever seen on Yahoo!

2007-01-28 16:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by indrep33 3 · 1 1

Does flying count?

2007-01-28 13:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 3 1

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