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Could it be they each carried a recessive trait for beauty and I luckily inherited both traits, from that 25% chance! I think ugliness is a dominant trait cuz almost all my family is ugly!

U- Uglyness
u- Beauty

Uu x Uu

U.: u.:
/////////////////
U.: UU // Uu
u.: Uu // uu <<<--- That's me!



BTW this was all a joke, I was just making fun of punnet squares!

2007-01-28 12:23:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Biology

7 answers

Haha nice use of genetics...

of course, if this wasn't a joke, there is always the horrifying possiblity of adult-onset ugly--why you always meet a guy's parents before you decide to get really really serious.

2007-01-28 12:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by kiddo 4 · 1 0

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A 10 can become a 1 with a bad personality.

2007-01-28 12:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by C C 2 · 1 0

i was racked by the same problem for years, but the problem was cleared up when my 'parents' confessed. it would seem that my 'father', a simple peasant shepherd, found me in the deep dark forest being suckled by badgers. he took me back to his simple peasant cottage. his wife, a wizened and barren old hag, demanded that they should keep me. apparently a few days later a mysterious stranger appeared at their door and gave them a purse full of new denarii and a small casket, which the stranger commanded should be given to me when i had reached manhood. i had an idyllic childhood, romping in the flower filled medows, ranging through the hills and woods, killing all of the local wildlife, burning barns and hay ricks. in that time i grew tall and handsome. this was a cause of mild consternation for me as my 'parents' were short, bent and grotesquely ugly, but as with all beautiful people i didn't let it worry me too much as it required me to think of things other than my own wonderfulness. one day, my rag clad 'parents' shuffled up to me and presented me with the casket and told me the story of how they had discovered me. i cannot tell you the joy that i felt that these ugly, lice infested troglodytes were not my parents. i gave them a good beating for lying to me before i left, taking all of their savings for compensation. i opened the casket and found a vellum scroll, my heart beat loudly in my breast for i knew that this would reveal who my real parents were. i unrolled the scroll and read. ' contract of fostering, burt and myrtle mumps are hereby contracted to foster the a hereforementioned child of sperm doner afg-1799 and jane doe'. i then knew that i was the love child of marilyn munroe and kirk douglas. marilyn, of course was dead, but kirk continued to deny it and got a court oreder restraining me from being within 10 miles of him.

2007-01-28 13:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny funny funny good genetics but a bad joke to everyone else

2007-01-28 12:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea W 2 · 2 0

Wow. It is quite amazing, that must be because you mutated!

2007-01-29 00:04:34 · answer #5 · answered by Qyn 5 · 0 0

You're sooo sexy ... Im in love!!

2007-01-28 12:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

you look like their parents?:)

2007-01-28 12:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by MystiMi 2 · 1 0

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