2007-01-28 11:44:48 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
when more hair grows out of your nose and ears than on your head.
2007-01-28 11:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by dana5169 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When you are asked ,were Dinosaurs alive when you were a kid.
You answer a question by starting with the word Will! or you call your wife Mommy.
When you can remember Woodstock before it was a name of a Bird.
You can name all the groups Paul McCartney was in and his wives
You ate crack.,you did not smoke it.And that 6 inch pole was 10 inches long.And shaving your berried was keeping your face clean.
2007-01-28 17:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Lex for men it is when everything that once worked ( the air is let out of an important place) or it dissapears or goes limp. For us women it is when we need a younger man or would rather do without! Most of us are no longer 36-24-36 any longer.
2007-01-28 11:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You suddenly find your self coming out of some kind of trance in the middle of high street and realise that you've been wondering for ages as to whether you should buy the Velcro slippers that you've been staring at.
2007-01-28 12:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You build a bird table and put a frozen turkey on it.
2007-01-28 11:50:01 · answer #5 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when my very Old Uncle Leroy Yeti.climbed that tree and fell off and landed on a human female and she feel in love with him and had a baby that grew up to be this here President Bush feller,the way he talks with that Yeti accent. is what I consider being very wonderful..no. not the wonderful Southern accent. the Yeti accent, and that lumpering way he walks! just like a Yeti,! wow,!aint he something?.Bush has to shave his body hairs all the time to make it so he looks like Y'all humans, ha ha ha he sure fooled you guys ha ha ha.I have built bird tables for my birds to have work tables, I didnt know other creatures did that.they appreciated it so much they stopped take a dump on my head.
2007-01-28 12:04:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are in a bar or somewhere when you see a beautiful woman who smiles at you. You instinctively go over to her as you always do but can't remember what you are supposed to do when you get there. As you go back to where you were, you know you got up for some reason but can't remember what it was.
2007-01-28 12:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha, a 19 year old asked me in work today, if i remembered this song, he played it, and it was, Lollypop, Lollypop oh Lolly Lollypop. I am only 36. And he was serious!!! I know it, but i sure as hell DONT remember it!
2007-02-01 09:11:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know your old when you Fart in Public and you just don't care.
Or you eat and half the food ends up rolling down your shirt and you just keep on eatting.
Over the Hill and Lovin It, because you cant do crap about it anyway.
2007-01-28 11:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by Nevada Pokerqueen 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When hearing new music makes you start naming the older artists that modern performers sound like... and even though you LOVE the older stuff, and have just stated that the newer singers SOUND JUST LIKE them, you still refuse to enjoy the new music.
2007-01-28 14:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by pol_douglas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I ran to catch the bus (beating a yuppie young enough to be my son) and congratulate myself for not panting (or pretending not to). When I was younger I also beat my fellow yuppies but it never crossed my mind to check my heart beat, panting or the like.
2007-01-28 11:50:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋