and also please tell the real meaning to my life.what am I living for,& also why am I here, Thank You
2007-01-28 11:38:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Only stupid answers will be accepted.
2007-01-28 11:38:52 · update #1
If only stupid answers will be accepted, then here are the answers to your questions.
It is better to stay where you are ... this way, you never have to take a risk or interact with another human being on a meaningful level. You can also be assured that you will probably become crippled by arthritis (lack of movement) or develop heart disease (you are probably consuming huge amounts of junk food).
Going outside to walk or ride your bike is dangerous. You could fall and get hurt. Injuries heal, but why take the chance?
There is no meaning to your life, as set out in your questions and the only reason you are here is because two people who obviously had nothing better to do spent some time conceiving you however many years ago.
Hope this helps! :)
2007-01-28 11:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is quite obvious that the real reason you are here is to pose difficult and obtuse questions. You are living because you are not dead. You are here because you arenot somewhere else. You could sit on your bike and still ask questions or you could walk your bike while thinking up more questions, or you could ride your bike, come up with some questions, walk it home and then sit here and ask them.
2007-01-28 19:47:35 · answer #2 · answered by fitzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit on your *** and watch TV all day suffleuffagus. Life means a bowl of jelly for aliens to feast upon as they take over the earth with french fries and other fast food!
2007-01-28 19:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by ninja freak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Instead of sitting there building fatty take a walk.....About the meaning of your life....ask GOD...for that you need to go to the bible.....you'll find the meaning there.....why are you here?....you also will find your answer in the bible..read psalm 150
2007-01-28 20:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by Spread the word! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is better for you to go and ride your bike...A little exercise never hurt enyone. If you have the choice...ride...it would do you some good..
About your life...I can't help you there...no man can tell you you purpose on earth....only God.
2007-01-28 19:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Master O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All my answers are stupid i am told-you were born so you could live and grow old. Walka Ridea Bikea nota ina darka. Inside is good for me -i don't fear the dark it is just dark and very cold outside here.
2007-01-28 19:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go outside and ride your bike.
2007-01-28 19:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-28 19:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by HOW I dO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oogie boogie oogie!
2007-01-28 19:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Treebeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay here with us.
2007-01-28 19:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by pooh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋