The other day, me and my trusted friend Algebrand were out in the countryside looking for crop circles when we came upon a far stranger phenomenon::sheep, country-dancing. Algebrand, whose appreciation of Morris dancing is second-to-none, said their steps were perfect.
If we had not met the farmer crossing the field on our way back to the Ford Capri, we would have simply put the experience down to the hallucinatory effects of all the Chamomile tea we had imbibed in our crazy youth.
However, the farmer went on to tell us a far more extraordinary story. Apparently, one of his farm hands (not known for his cerebral sharpness) had left a largely unfinished 'Rubric's Cube' in the field. Next day, he returned to find that 'all the pretty colours were now on the same side'. The only explanation the farmer could think of (and both Algebrand and I concur with him) is that it must have been the work of those nimble-minded sheep.
2007-01-28 11:33:42 · 21 answers · asked by Sid S 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
finally, someone who shares my point of view. now...how do we accompany the sheep in world domination? i know the password
baa ram you, baa ram you
to you breed, your fleece your clan be true.
sheep be true, baa ram you.
see you in the white house (and the sheep of course)
2007-01-28 11:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i personally believe sheep are indeed really clever, i mean lets face it a rubrics cube, i am so impressed, and morris danciing is so hard even when your inebriated with camomile tea, so hats off to the sheep. may they find good grazing where ever they lay their hankies and bells!
2007-01-29 23:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheep are in the Governments of the world.
2007-01-29 12:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's possibly one of the most amusing anecdotes i've ever heard.
"According to a spokesperson of the British National Sheep Association, "Sheep are quite intelligent creatures and have more brainpower than people are willing to give them credit for."
however, sheep can be afflicted by something called "foot-and-mouth disease". judging solely from the name of this disease, i'd have to question their depth of intelligence.
2007-01-28 12:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by noumuon 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Watson, this is a two pipe question!
When I was investigating that Patagonian matter you so kindly reported in the public prints I asked one of the locals (a sheep) the very same question: the answer?
"Baaaaaa; Ba! Ba?".
{English version = "Of course I know: but why should I tell you?".}
Regards,
Basilisk.
2007-01-30 05:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheep are almost all the world's ex spies put out to pasture in disguise.
2007-01-28 18:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Christine H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheep rule! they aren't just a wolly story.
2007-01-29 08:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Poozer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrong section move to entertainment - jokes.
This one gets 3 of 10 :)
2007-01-28 11:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, some of them are secretly educated at Harvard.
2007-01-28 11:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by BTH L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way to tell who did it, but one thing is certain: it wasn't the sheep.
2007-01-28 11:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋