I have already used : I am ill I just used that a couple weeks ago also I have used my (mom dad aunt uncle Gram gramps son daughter cat dog bird neighbor) has died , I have also used the excuse that my neighbor was murdered and I have to stay and talk with the cops, also too many times I have used my car is broke down, I am in jail, I am hungover. whats left? Am I doomed to have to go to work ON A MONDAY?
2007-01-28 09:53:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm retired.
2007-01-28 09:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you need to rethink this job. Maybe you could do a 4 day work week. You work 4 long days to have Monday off. It won't hurt to ask and trust me your supervisor is well aware of the fact you like Mondays off.
2007-01-28 10:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by Grianagh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks to the widespread public consciousness (Thank you Dr. Phil and Oprah!) of psychiatric disorders; you can call and tell them that you're having a panic attack and you can't come to work because the medications (usually Clonazepam) have a powerful downer effect and you can't drive, go-out, etc.
It's a win-win excuse, cause you can either BE *having* the attack when you call to work. Or, you can say that you *had* the attack and can't go because of the meds.
Good luck!
2007-01-28 10:25:43 · answer #3 · answered by cleo715 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you got abducted by aliens and because of the time zone changes between Earth and Mars, you won't be back until Tuesday!
2007-01-28 09:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the truth
"I hate my work, I don't want to come in today, I'll come back when I feel like it...."
I mean, c'mon, why not? They already know you are lying. Why don't you quit your job and give it to someone who will appreciate it? Then you can find a job that appeals to you better or go on welfare. What ever floats your boat....
2007-01-28 10:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could always say, "Look, I'm just not in the mood to come to work today. I had a bad weekend." If you do that I'll see you in the unemployment line on Tuesday, lol. Go to work!
2007-01-28 10:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
How about, "I just won the lottery, maybe, so I need to go into the state office to verify it and if I won I won't be in, but if I didn't I'll be back on Tuesday."
2007-01-28 10:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say you received a dragon egg via post and you are required to sit on top of it until the beast hatches
2007-01-28 09:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
That something is broke (like fridge or washer,dryer etc.) and somebody has to be home for the serviceperson to repair it.
2007-01-28 09:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sherri ptown 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Your car isn't running.
*You have to wait for the cable guy
*You have a busted water pipe in the house, you have to wait for the plumber.
*Your dog is sick and throwing up all over the place.
2007-01-28 10:02:15 · answer #10 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww. Tough luck. I gotta go to school. You are pathetic. You said your mom died so you didn't have to go to work. GO TO WORK! GET MONEY! Or quit. Then you will not have this problem. Hopefully your boss reads this. I would LOVE for that to happen.
2007-01-28 10:00:39 · answer #11 · answered by Popsicle_1989 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋