I told them I had mudbutt (diarrhea) when I really got fuckd up the night before and I woke up drunk.
2007-01-28 08:13:36
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answer #1
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answered by Rola 4
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1.must of ate something bad and i cannot stay out of the bathroom 2. i cannot keep any food done 3. my relative died but i always pick one that is already dead so i donot jinx anyone 4. the old my car won't start and i had to get a tow home
2007-01-28 08:09:44
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answered by Mississippi's Jersey girl 5
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I have a kidney infection. I don't do that anymore because 3 days later I had surgery to remove an inch size kidney stone. Karma.
2007-01-28 07:58:27
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answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6
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Too much to drink;-(back in the days, I was sent home twice & forced on shift once but never lost my job while working in a local restaurant.)
2007-01-28 08:06:30
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answered by strange-artist 7
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LMAO!!!!... I asked this question the other day and I have the perfect answer (this was my best answer choice)... tell your boss you have diarrhea!!... that way if you decide not to go in on Tuesday you are covered... you don't need a doctors and your boss can't prove it's not true!!
2007-01-28 08:02:24
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answered by WhoDidThat??? 7
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An employee of mine called in 'cuz her Dad had a heart attack and was in the hospital. About an hour later, he called the shop to talk to her. whatever you decide, don't bring other people into it, it could backfire. Oh, her Dad was quite shocked to learn he had a heart attack.
2007-01-28 08:00:08
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answered by DeadHelen 4
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Found out I was allergic to cherries 10 minutes after eating a cherry danish...
2007-01-28 07:59:52
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answered by J-Dawn 7
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I think I broke my foot!!
It was actually three hairline fractures! And I stand all day at work!
Something to do with the feet always works if you have to stand all day!
2007-01-29 05:45:33
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answered by JustLynn 6
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I've always been pretty honest that I am sick because we can't miss very many days at my work.Say you have the flu or something.
2007-01-28 08:09:29
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answered by J♥R♥R 6
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I have this giant rash that is oozzzing stuff and I am vomiting blood.
That'll buy you a couple of days at least.
2007-01-28 07:57:52
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answered by Anonymous
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