Would you have liked the gifts?

Question

The other night, I brought home a dozen red roses to my wife.
"How lovely, dear," she said, "what's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you." I said simply.
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
The next night I came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that I wanted to make love to her.
"I'm awfully tired," she said. "not tonight."
Every night for a week I brought home something, but each time my wife's answer was no. Last night I came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to her.
"How adorable,But what are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead p ussy."
After that its all a blur...why did she hit me with the frying pan?

Answer 1

This isn't a question, it's an abuse of the format. This is an old made up story that is really more tragically sad than anything else. I feel sorrow for you for perpetuating it.