set the oven on fire before you start to think it's on purpose?
2007-01-28 05:51:45 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's been twice in the last week. I'm starting to wonder.
2007-01-28 05:52:38 · update #1
She's not even cooking. What's the deal?
2007-01-28 06:01:25 · update #2
She's 42.
2007-01-28 06:03:02 · update #3
3 strikes and then your out. That's why I make sure all my mail order brides come with a pyromania clause in the contract, and return shipping guaranteed.
2007-01-28 05:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha well if it were me it would probably be a lot of times cuz well cooking, ovens,and me don't go well together!! but if she's a good cook and she does it twice in the same week then i would say she trying to give you a hint that she wants a new oven even if she has to destroy the old one first to get it!
2007-01-28 06:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Foo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well hun twice is to many in a weeks time is a little much!!! hummmmmmmmm ive never set mine on fire im 41!!! is it the oven or stove? and is she young? if shes 28 on up then yes its on purpose id say... gezzzzzzzzz hide a camcorder in there and see whats up.. good luck hun
2007-01-28 05:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Matthew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I set it on fire 3 times at Christmas. You might have something spilled in there. Or maybe she just hates to cook. Make sure your smoke detectors are working.
2007-01-28 05:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cleaning the oven is a man's job.
2007-01-28 05:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by The man in the back 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you need to take her out to eat before she tries for the third time. She may burn the whole dang house down on her third try. Give her a break before you risk it again!!!
Have a Great Day!!!
2007-01-28 06:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by Donna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Sounds like she is going into peri-menopause. Get her to the doctor asap. And keep plenty of fire extinguishers on hand.
God speed my friend.
2007-01-28 06:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe something is wrong with your oven. Ditch the oven, keep the wife.
2007-01-28 05:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey! Can I take an Insurance policy out on you,you know for lets say! $250.000,I'll pay the premiums,then give me your wife's cell-phone number,I'll make a date with her and maybe we can up the ante a little to lets say!$500.000.lol
2007-01-28 06:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think in over 6 years of marriage I have only done this twice.
2007-01-28 05:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋