As a teaching assistant, I'm always hearing funny things, either from the kids or the teachers, what's the funniest thing you've heard?
2007-01-28 05:34:40 · 11 answers · asked by Sandra R_UK 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
Greek student describing photo of groom at a wedding 'he wears a suit (pronounced 'sweet') and he has a carnation in his bottom-hole.'
2007-01-28 05:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Steve M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lady was helping out with a class of primary children. The teacher asked her to help the children draw tadpoles. The helper had the children colour the tadpoles in bright red, green and blue crayons.
The teacher said, I think you better sit down with the children and I'll teach you as well.
2007-01-29 06:25:26 · answer #2 · answered by jocemarie1 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When we were about 7 or 8 we had been playing football at break and this one kid came back in absolutely plastered in mud.
The teacher went ape at him. She said "who does the washing in your house?" to which he replied "the washing machine". It was genius.
2007-01-28 13:52:02 · answer #3 · answered by R Stoofaloh 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Loads of things, one lad turned to another and said he had the breath of an arabs sandshoe, another lad used to make up french sounding sentences to wind the french teacher up, my teacher used to wear clogs, that was pretty funny!!
2007-01-28 13:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who discovered the rings round Uranus
They had only just been discovered and the teacher hadn't heard about it so she thought the question was about something else and went very red.
2007-01-28 13:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
We are a Christian family and my son said to the Vicar when he came to assist with a lesson. "we don't believe in virgins"
2007-01-28 13:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by : 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
in uni the other day (medical college) some1 dressed up one of the plasic teaching torso's in a jumper and scarf and my tutor freaked! was really funny!
2007-01-28 17:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by BscHons 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
To us, "Don't play football with quicksilver : ) in class..."
Chemistry teacher
2007-01-29 08:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by merlin 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tony yelling out the word "Pen*s!" when we were working on our project in class.
2007-01-28 13:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by George 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't look in to magnesium's eyes, you can become blind.
---Chemistry teacher
2007-01-28 13:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋