if you are from this planet called earth you have no idea what im talking about and you probably think im joking but if your from uranus you know how it feels to lose your powers please help me get them back ASAP!!!!!
2007-01-28 04:23:50 · 17 answers · asked by THE BOSS 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Did you even have them to begin with?. Here's hoping you get your MO-JO back real soon. Click your heels three times and say "there's no place like home."-or maybe the asylum.
2007-01-28 04:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by Happy Bunny to the rescue! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm from Uranus as well. I lost my powers when a bucking bronco reared up and kicked my knapsack. The Earth remedy I recommend is called Viagra. It is a magical potion brewed by a mystical wizard named Pfizer for the benefit of all beings who have been rendered impotent.
2007-01-29 15:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by AnswerSeeker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toilet tissue is in the rest room Hon. Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet tissue? It circles Uranus and wipes out the Klingons.
2007-01-28 06:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Erica R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe if you go to a psicologist or a home for crazy people you might get your super powers back (when I mean superpowers I mean the fact to grow up)
2007-01-28 05:14:17 · answer #4 · answered by Efrain T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I alone have the power to restore you. What have you done for the good of your people for me to restore you. You have lost your powers due to the fact you were lazy and uncaring. To restore---you must submit to the rigorous testing which will command you an audience to be final upon judgment.
2007-01-28 04:52:30 · answer #5 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to get some green cryptonite crush it up with some
Camel dung and roll a big joint , after smokin that sh!t ask Papa
Smurf or Gargamel to brew you up a great herbal remedy!!
2007-01-29 00:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need some Salvia Divinorum. It's readily available online everywhere, and some cigarette shops carry it. It really works.
2007-01-28 05:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by sexmagnet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
contact a cabbage patch kid to give you golden llama milk that will give you super powers!!then go to an asylum to make your super powers even stronger!!
2007-01-28 04:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmmm fiber helps, it umm replenishes your power cells in uranus
2007-01-28 04:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by daniel t 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eat some mcDonalds. they put weird things in their food! you may have 3 heads by the next morning.
2007-01-28 04:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋