tell me something completely random for example i would say (the monkey stole my pills then he held a knife up to me and made me cycle on an exercise bike to power up his time machine so he could go back in time and kill Hitler!!! ) be as random as you can be, these are easy points!!!
2007-01-28 03:57:12 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My finger went straight through the paper when I was wiping
the mouthpiece of the phone!
2007-01-28 04:06:13 · answer #1 · answered by only2days2go 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pain The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirror on his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust I need a fix cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
2007-01-28 04:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today ,the fleas in my carpet stole my speed which I dropped on the floor.
This gave them immense biting power so when my dog had his bollocks bitten he hit the roof causing me to spill my coffee over the computer causing a short that led to it forming its own intelligence. I noticed this immediately and realising the severity of the situation for the future of the human race I decided to take a big hammer to the f**ker. Unfortunately the speeding little buggers from my carpet had already found the said big hammer and were bashing fck out of my house so i had to risk unplugging the computer. As it turned out I needn't have been worried because the computer turned out to be a manic depressant and had already topped itself before I could turn it off.As for the fleas I have given them copious quantity's of LSD...that should teach them to mess with me.
2007-01-28 04:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by Bailey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was locked in a tower,I looked around and saw a table,so I took the saw and cut the table in half knowing that two halves make a whole so I used the hole to escape
2007-01-28 04:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by mikey_mossom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the closet door was always locked and i wanted to know what was inside, so i opened the door and saw a village. i went into the village and there was a yellow brick road so i followed it until i got to a tree and then the tree hit me with an apple, so i chopped down the tree and made a fire, but the worm from the apple put out the fire and i woke up and found out i fell asleep in the tub
2007-01-28 04:05:50 · answer #5 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was in love with a guy on lsd he's see things I'd never see, he brightened his prespective then I got more selective. I was in love with a guy on marijauna he said if i'm not stoned I don't wanna, But he got so paranoid, His place I would avoid. I was in love with a guy on cocain, he had everything going but his brain, We'd talk endlessy for hours, But by morning I'd go sour. I was in love with a guy who drank beer, Till bad breath and all he disappeared, he was blowing up real bad, But when he left I was still sad. I was in love with a guy on china white, We were married for a year one night, His memory still lingers ,Cause I burned all my fingers.
I was in love with a guy who drank coffee, There was times when I couldn't keep him off me, That caffine got him going, But his ugly side was showing, i was in love with a guy who drank coffee.
Through extacy, crystal meth and glue
I Found no drug compares to you
With all these pills
And all this weed
I don't know just what I need
my version of tom petty-girl on lsd
its my favorite random song!
2007-01-28 04:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by mcm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warren G. Harding, only president to approach the current level of evil, lost his false teeth in San Francisco Bay when he threw up over the railing of a ferry boat.
2007-01-28 04:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i went out last night expecting an amazing night.
the kerrang tour in london. id been lookin forward to for ages. Id won the tickets from this online comp.
anyway, I work all week , looking forward to saturday when i can just let go and have a good time, I get in the astoria, and they wouldn't serve me for alchohol.
Im 22, i look older than 22, and they wuldnt serve me.
I hardly ever drink but i really fancied it last night.
So i went to the kerrang club launch night,. and again, they wouldnt let me in.
I tried to get served in shops in london and they wouldnt even serve me there.
whata a shity night.
there i feel better now.
2007-01-28 04:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by gimmesomeboosh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went to the store, the store was closed. I went to the "buy-n-go", they were closed. I went to the Bar & had 4 drinks & forgot all bout , what i wanted from the store. I went home & MY Wife, REMINDED ME. I was walkin , cuss, I needed Gas, why did I go to the Grocery store ? To find a ride, but when i was done & forgot, I would've not drove anyway, so what my point??Don't dri nk & forget, or ur wife will come a runnin after u !!!!!!hows that for phucking random???LOL LOL LOL ..I>L>M>A>O>
2007-01-28 04:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have an invisible nemesis who goes by the name of Bob and he's a small furry monkey with big eyes who likes cheese. also the best thing to do if you meet a panda is play hide and seek.
2007-01-28 04:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i was walking down the street and saw my neighbor letting her dog out to potty. all she as wearing was a short T-shirt and granny panties. I laughed and she hid behind the door. Next a man in a trench coat flashed me and had a polish sausage tied to his genitals. I screamed pervert and he covered up. next I slipped in a pile of poop and landed on my butt. then a solar eclipse happened and and I ran back to my house where some Mormons were trying to save my soul. then I stole one of their bikes to get away. the police chased me but I gave them the slip thought the ally and I ditched the bike. In the process I lost my shoe and and had to hobble to the neighbors to let me in but they wouldn't because I smelled like poo. To top it off I was late to work and my boss was wearing a silly toupee and it fell off as he was yelling at me for being late. Just then Ossama Bin Laden walked in and started firing an automatic weapon. I ducked behind the desk and stuck my foot out to trip him and took his gun and killed him dead. Now I am scheduled to get an award after I get out of jail for the Mormon incident. Yep I finally got caught.
I blame it all on the penguins!!!
2007-01-28 04:14:08 · answer #11 · answered by firefly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋