know any deviously funny practical jokes??

Question

Need to get revenge on a friend.. we have a little joke war going on and it's my turn!!!

Answer 1

fake your own death....or if you attend a school when your friend is absent tell everyone they're dead...

Answer 2

1. put his car on blocks, take wheels and tires off
2. fill his car/bed with the shipping peanuts (styrene)
3. tape the receiver down (on home phone, if land line) so he can't answer his phone when it rings, but not before smearing vaseline on the ear piece! (this was pulled on an office friend)
4. The old plastic cling wrap stretched tight across the bowl of the toliet. BIG MESS if not discovered before committing to use the toliet!

Answer 3

Can't help as you give no clues as to circumstances. However, the BEST one I've ever heard has to be a very old one now and goes like this.

During a university 'Rag Week' there were some workmen about to begin digging up a road in the centre of the town.

Someone(!) rang the local Police and told them that there were a bunch of students dressed as workmen about to dig up the road, as a part of their Rag Week stunt......

Someone else(!) told the workmen that there were a bunch of students disguised as Policemen who were about to descend on them as part of a local Rag Week stunt.....

And the students, they sat back in a local cafe to watch the show unfold outside.

Sorry, not much help (maybe!)....?
Sash.

Answer 4

(rubs hands, flexes fingers, smiles at the memories and begins to type)

1. sneak over in the middle of the night with around 5 black bin liners. Duct tape or any that is wide and will hold in cold weather. A bag of polystyrene (either balls or small broken pieces you have collected) you will need a lot - about a large bean bag full. A few bags of straw used to line a hamster cage. Begin by taping a bin bag across the door at the base then down each side so that you block off the bottom part of the door. Fill the gap between the door and the bag with a mixture of the straw and polystyrene. Repeat to the top of the door being careful to leave enough of a gap to fill the last bit of the door with 'filling'. Either wait for the phone call the next day or if you feel naughty...ring the bell and run.....
You could fill the gap with empty beer cans or plastic bottles.....the polystyrene works well because it looks like it has snowed if they have a glass panel in the front door.

2. If they have an asnwer machine - sneak in and change their outgoing message to something funny or naughty...I change a mates to "Hi this is Leah thanks for calling me big boy.....I'm sorry I'm out right now but if you leave a number, name and time I'll call you back and talk to you just the way you like it" all done in a deep sexy female voice.....

3. If you can get access to their place their drawers upside down in their furniture. It is a bit tricky but if you take your time you can shove all the stuff back in without too much trouble......best for clothes drawers. If you have a lot of time to do something then why not fasten ALL the furniture upside down to their ceiling or just turn EVERTHING upside down.

4. Completely FILL their downstairs with filled balloons. Either poke them while flat through the letter box and fill with compressed air or a foot pump and tie them through the box before releasing. Better if you can get in of course! That way you can pre-fill the balloons and release them inside the house/office.

5. If you have access to their office then sticky tape their handset down to the base! Drives them mad when the phone is ringing....of course it will be YOU ringing!!

6. Get into their office and 'decorate' it as if there has been a party in it! Fill the room with dirty ashtrays, plastic cups with just a little fake beer or fake wine in but make sure you get LOADS of them! String a few bits of decoration on the lights, like condoms, bra's, knickers etc.....and even borrow a keg from a friendly pub to finish the job.

7. After my son was born I was asked to play a 'joke' on my friends sister. So arriving pre-prepared when they were just about ready to get the Sunday dinner out of the oven I laid the baby on the floor for a 'nappy' change. Most of the adults left the room and I pretended to sort the baby out...but instead got a prepared nappy out of my bag. I'd spread a watery mixture of peanut butter and bovril and a couple of peas onto a clean nappy.....taking the nappy out to the adults I looked worry.....turned to my friend and opened the nappy as I said "hmmm this looks a bit strange for him" and took a pea out and ate it.....The room CLEARED in 3 seconds with the desired result of her sister nearly dying on the spot! It was a bit 'sick' that one but......it was a request!

8. Get a packet of ginger nut biscuits and dampen a couple slightly..you need to experiment to get it just right.....mush the biscuits until they resemble the texture of playdough....thick but not sticky wet.....shape into a 'dog poo' shape and leave to dry somewhere safe.....maybe on a bit of cling film for easy application. When you decide where to set the scene then place the fake dog poo in a direct line to where you will be walking.......as you near it...you can either stop, say that's disgusting I hate it when people just leave their dog poo on the lawn/path/floor etc...and reach down, pick up and pop it into your mouth. Or.....you can actually step on it.....pick it off as you say the above and pop it into your mouth.

All of the above I have SUCCESSFULLY inflicted upon friends who have dared to start a war with me!! I know they work! I'm still creating 'pranks' I'll let you know if I make any more up!

Enjoy!! :-D (from one fellow prankster to another I wish you success...go get them!!)

Answer 5

do you have access to his house/flat etc
if so then get a watering can and soak his carpet, then sprinkle cress seeds all over it.
in a few days a nice carpet of greenery will appear. he will need a new carpet, but it is very funny indeed to see their reaction to their new green shagpile carpet.

Answer 6

GO to his place and cut the labels off all the cans in his kitchen so that he can't tell whats inside of them.

Answer 7

Crap into a paper bag, twist the opening closed, put it by his front door, light the bag at the top, ring the doorbell and run like hell. Watch him (hopefully) try and stomp the fire out.

Answer 8

Fake winning lottory ticket.

Answer 9

Once altered some jury service papers and mailed them to to mate

Answer 10

Nothing too obvious... the old "You just got fired" joke.... has always worked

Answer 11

yes you get a brick and decorate it like a cake.etc.cover with marzipan and iceing [let them eat that one lol