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The Ray does exist and it has a special setting to focus on and vaporize all Far Left Wing ACLU Adoring Hyper-Liberal Democrats instantly.

The Aliens have scheduled them for elimination due to the tons of toxic waste that spews forth from their mouths continually polluting the culture and threatening to contaminate the entire Galaxy!

The first to be vaporized will be John Kerry, followed by Hillary and then Howard Dean not necessary in that order!

The Coneheads have reported that Vaporization is the only way and that Rosie O'Donnell can be cured of her Diarrhea of the mouth using a full blast 1,000 Gerlaks of Xenon Ray !

The aliens say that once they eliminate these pesky Liberals order will be restored to the Universe

2007-01-28 03:07:05 · 5 answers · asked by richardsalvatore 2 in News & Events Current Events

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I had heard about this Ray Gun Weapon but will it be powerful enough to neutralize the likes of Nancy Pelosi?

Then there is the question of the awful stink it produces once the Liberals are vaporized! The more Liberal they are the greater the stench ... we must urge them to please consider the environment
before using it ... the nauseating stink of rotten eggs and sulfur will be overwhelming!

2007-01-28 03:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by baltic072 3 · 2 0

.....as long as the vapor doesnt leave a waxy yellow buildup, or some other gooey mess, I say what are we waiting for?

2007-01-28 03:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by dave b 6 · 1 0

Heh. You've been watching too much Fox news, Sport.

2007-01-28 03:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Islander 2 · 0 1

way to go man, give me a dose too.

2007-01-28 13:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by thevillageidiotxxxxx 4 · 1 0

If it is indeed reverse engineered, be careful which end you point.

2007-01-28 03:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by 63vette 7 · 1 1

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