The Ray does exist and it has a special setting to focus on and vaporize all Far Left Wing ACLU Adoring Hyper-Liberal Democrats instantly.
The Aliens have scheduled them for elimination due to the tons of toxic waste that spews forth from their mouths continually polluting the culture and threatening to contaminate the entire Galaxy!
The first to be vaporized will be John Kerry, followed by Hillary and then Howard Dean not necessary in that order!
The Coneheads have reported that Vaporization is the only way and that Rosie O'Donnell can be cured of her Diarrhea of the mouth using a full blast 1,000 Gerlaks of Xenon Ray !
The aliens say that once they eliminate these pesky Liberals order will be restored to the Universe
2007-01-28
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