good comebacks?

Question

There are so many mean kids that I know that make fun of me. Do you guys have any good comebacks? The person who posts the most good ones gets 10 pts!

Somethings that they say are like,

-"You are special ed, annie!" (I'm not)
-(if someone says something like, "oh a girl I know tripped and spilled her drink" the mean kid would be like, "Hah! sounds like annie!" (i'm annie)
-they make fun of my favorite bands calling some of them "posers" and "stupid bands" (these bands are Evanescence, My Chem, Green Day, Nickelback) this kid likes Red Hot Chile Peppers and Hinder. What are nasty things to say about them?

Answer 1

If I'm special ed, then your special Bob.
You've got the lips of an idiot. Though the rest of you is quite idiotic as well.(Hinder)
When I trip, it's because I thought of something dumb you said and I couldn't compose myself.
That's an insult? Well bravo, bravo, great.
Are your parents brother and sister?
Did your mom drop you on your head.....repeatedly?
You have 2 brains, one is lost and the other is looking for it.
You're like a drunk retarded baby. (Just drunk baby works fine too)
I never knew anyone could be so dumb, and then you came along.
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
(If they look tired in some way) Sleep well last night? Oh wait, I forgot, I don't care.
You could easily be replaced by a red-butt baboon, and no one would notice.
(By the way, I LOVE the bands you like)
Tell me baby, have you always been this dumb?(Red hot chili peppers)
Could you tell me one thing, how on earth did you find the front door this morning?
If brains were money, you'd be a charity case.
It must have taken you all morning to think up that lame attempt at an insult.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an idiot.
(If you need anymore help, feel free to email me at [e-mail] I've got a million, just don't have the time or room to type them all.)
Hope these help!!!

Answer 2

Well, first off to avoid a fight.. dont say anything mean about their parents or syblings. My all time favorite comeback is this.
You know what I cant believe I stuck up for you the other day... someone said you werent fit to live in a pig sty, and I told them YOU WERE!!! It will confuse them at first, and shut them up for a while!
Hope it gets better hun, and keep your chin up. What happens as an adolesent, means so little in the real grown up world in the end. It will not matter who was the most popular, or prettiest. They will get old & they will have to deal with real issues some day!
Example... the in-crowd from my high school. There were 2 really popular girls that were not so nice to me. Well, I have 4 children, and am smaller then I was in high school. One of them has 1 child, and another has 2. They are now both fatter then I was when I was in high school. And I can laugh when I see them out and about, thinking to myself "Not so pretty or perfect now." Yet there I am with a 9 month old child and look like I havent had a child at all. So you see... things change. I walk away with a smile on my face, knowing that I am the bigger person, just smaller then them.
Have a beautiful day!!!

Answer 3

I usually don't encourage people to fight or whatever, but the music thing made me laugh.

Be sure to tell him that the bands that he likes are just as mainstream as the ones that you like, the only difference being the the bands you named are actually good musicians. Ask how many awards your bands have been nominated for in the music world, compared to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Then tell him that that band has no talent, and all they know how to do is grow their hair long and hop around shirtless in their music videos.

Other than that, point out the obvious. Anything that will hurt his ego will be good (jokes that will make him feel less of a man)

Answer 4

You need to live in the moment..Snappy comebacks can't be rehearsed because you won't know what context to use them.
Besides, the kids that act like that are usually the ones that grow up working minimum wage jobs.

Answer 5

wow my chem is not a poser band thay are one of my favorites those kids sound like really ***** tho. i dont have any come backs since i dont need to use any but any time my brothers give me crap i tell them up theirs or when my mom is being a rat and acting all smart i tell her to take her big brains and shove it. nothing good sorry

Answer 6

ur friends (if u have any) should stand up 4 u...also rehearsed comebacks come out sounding rehearsed (duh) when u use them 4 real...so then they'll say "how long did it take you to think of that one" and it will still be mean
sorry no comebacks about the band thing cuz i like the rhcp and evanecense and stuff...so i can't pick sides.

Answer 7

umm well depends on how old u are u can say well u know ur mother so fat i heard after sex when ur dad rolls over twice he was still on the ***** or u can just mother f**k them all , and u possibly just beat there *** just to show them u are not playin with there bull **** any more show them whos boss ,Good Luck..

Answer 8

•close up, you'll in no way be the guy your mom is •your family contributors tree could be a cactus, in view which you're all pricks •you basically annoy me once you're respiratory •What's that in the time of your chin? No no, the third chin •You're so grotesque you scared the crap out of the rest room •Your ego is so vast you could step into your shirts •You didn't fall from the stupid tree, you acquire drugs from dumbass wooded area

Answer 9

just laugh anytime they say sumthin and then look them in the eye and say " wow is it possible to be that ugly " lol then shake ur head and walk away

Answer 10

I would probably be one of those kids who would make fun of you too. My suggestion is that you not even try to make any comebacks and deal with it, or it will only get worse for you. You need to learn the rules.