When i eat a big meal before i go to sleep, I wake up in the morning knowing that a huge dump is inevitable. However, I always go for the morning cigarette and then the dump becomes too urgent. The problem is that the dump is HUGE in nature and often makes me late for work. Does any one else find that unexpected runs to the Toilet in the morning are REALLY inconvenient? Also, does anyone out there say the Word "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuump" when they are taking a dump?
2007-01-28 01:59:37 · 6 answers · asked by oioioi1234 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
I dont get the runs in the morning after a cig, just more urgency.
I say the word Duuuuump when dumping as i find it helps me when straining to pass the dump. You know how you breathe against a closed gottis when performing the val salva maneouvre to increase intraabdominal pressure?
I used to take the bus to work and always was scared I would have an accident on the bus. I almost dumped my pants several times when I didnt have time to take a dump at home in the morning. I had to rush into the office and go straight for the toilet. I hated it when people stopped me to say good morning! I was waddling to the toilet and people would stop me and ask how I am doing. I am thinking " If you dont shut your face I am going to take a dump in my pants!"
2007-01-28 02:17:45 · update #1
lol....I think everybody can relate.
2007-01-28 02:04:41 · answer #1 · answered by 2fine4u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me once..I was drinking the night before..and when I woke up with "cottonmouth" the only thing I had to drink was APPLE JUICE....so i guzzled about half a gallon and then took off in my car to work......I almost had to pull over three times on the way to "dump" on the side of the road..i made it to work and who's standing at my office door needing to talk to me MY BOSS..I was green in the face...I just ran by him and said "Ill be right with you "...He had to know I was very embarrassed !!!!..so yes Ive been there..but no I dint say DUUUUmp..when I'm going...but hey what ever helps..
2007-01-28 10:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by DRD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well wow, thanks for sharing! Stop smoking and you won't have the runs anymore.
Your body sounds like it is functioning properly but perhaps you could stuff it a little less at night!! At least you get your business out of the way and can get on with your day. How about getting up 15 minutes earlier or however long it takes you to evacuate.
2007-01-28 10:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes/No I do the same thing in the morning I thought I was just the most regular person in the world(lol)
No I don't talk to myself while taking a dump as you call it
That's cute though
2007-01-28 10:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by LiveLaughLove'12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Eve,
Idon't say the word duuuuuuuuuump in the bathroom, I don't say it at all actually. Keep searching though!
2007-01-28 10:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by rimples25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-28 13:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋