Just after Valentines Day my ex husband called me into the living room. We had a big Dalmatian dog. There was a "pile" in the floor. First I could not believe that he was calling me in there to take a look. Then he proceeded to pick up one of the "objects" and say, "This really does not look like Dominoes" and takes a big bite out of it. I was so stunned I could not even manage the energy to react. He had gone to a sausage festival that day and brought home some sausage and very creatively AND convincingly arranged a few of the pieces on the floor and then was ranting and raving about the dog. I have never forgiven him for that but our children have not stopped laughing about it.
2007-01-28 02:05:22
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answered by icunurse85 7
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When I was about 8 or 9 years old, my older brother gave me what I thought was a large candy cane.
When I opened it, it was cat turds in the shape of the candy.
2007-01-28 02:10:37
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answered by Ella 7
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While sleeping I once got a hot foot. That's when your "brilliant" friends stick matches between your toe's and then light 'em up. Woke me up pretty darn quick!
2007-01-28 02:07:29
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answered by Moon Man 5
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My friends telling the waitress it was my birthday when I went to the bathroom. I came back and all the employees were singing happy birthday...it wasn't my birthday.
2007-01-28 02:00:38
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answered by ??? 4
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Someone threw a spider in my lap once, despite knowing I'm phobic to spiders. (to his defense can be said that he was very sorry when my reaction made him realize I truly AM phobic to spiders)
2007-01-28 02:43:40
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answered by Joshua 5
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I can't remember, for more information please contact me.
2007-01-28 01:59:04
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answered by Ear 3
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