If any alien visitors came from a rational society, how could not do this to make the universe a better place? Are they even now deciding what to do about us? Is that what UFO's are all about? Do you believe there is an interstellar Court of Justice where entire planets are condemed to death?
2007-01-28 01:23:27 · 15 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
No, thr iz god who iz da judge. If i get the order to launch death ray i will begin with you.
2007-01-28 01:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Myth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Ray does exist and it has a special setting to focus on and vaporize all Far Left Wing ACLU Adoring Hyper-Liberal Democrats instantly.
The Aliens have scheduled them for elimination due to the tons of toxic waste that spews forth from their mouths continually polluting the culture and threatening to contaminate the entire Galaxy!
The first to be vaporized will be John Kerry, followed by Hillary and then Howard Dean not necessary in that order!
The Coneheads have reported that Vaporization is the only way and that Rosie O'Donnell can be cured of her Diarrhea of the mouth using a full blast 1,000 Gerlaks of Xenon Ray !
The aliens say that once they eliminate these pesky Liberals order will be restored to the Universe!
2007-01-28 11:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by richardsalvatore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I do not believe any UFO's have actually been here yet.
IF they were to have then I do not think they where part of an interstellar court of justice.
And if they observed the Earth for a few years, I am sure that they would tell each other...."be patient on this one...We don't have to do anything, they are destroying themselves!"
2007-01-28 09:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, i'd like to be a lawyer for Earth in the Interstellar Court of Justice.
"Your honor, it's true that they're not a rational society, but the women are friggin' awesome!"
2007-01-28 09:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Deep Thought 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an alien, but the batteries in the death ray are dead! I wish Duracell made a T^&IG87&*T model number battery. i only have to wait 2 more light years for my new one to arrive via UFO.
peace out.. click pop pop clipy arraem pop(native language)
2007-01-28 09:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are not even a speck of sand in the universe, I believe that the aliens have better things to do than cleanse our insignificant planet of the mess that we made of it.
2007-01-28 09:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was an alien, i would abduct everyone and drop them in the Sun and hope we would become like them.
2007-01-28 09:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by Evilblood4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oddly enough with all of humanity's flaws, we MAY just evolve into a half way decent race, and that's a big maybe.
2007-01-28 09:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by Iron Wolf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they came from a rational society, they wouldn't have a death ray, no rational need for it. So assuming they have one, they would welcome us with open arms as a warrior race.
2007-01-28 09:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They wouldnt dare....shoot their relatives !!!....(Havn't you heard??!!...we are all...alien..rejects...they ...dumped us here and let us fend for ourselves).....((Just like the English did when they dumped their convicts on Australian shores))!!......So, the bigger picture is......we are not Ozzy or Pommy or any other nationality.....we are......all......alien rejects, for whatever reason they had for doing so....(shoot us?!!....nah!!)..Truth be known, they would probably...beam us all up...to a better place !!....haha
2007-01-28 09:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋