.well i have an ironing board for ironing!! lmao.....just a thought!
2007-01-28 00:01:06 · 14 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Computers & Internet ➔ Other - Computers
You are. But the amount of 'ram' needs upgrading immediately! How much 'cache' do you have? You could come see me. You could 'drive' or use the 'bus'.
Your memory is important you know! You don't want to forget any of this do you? ;)
2007-01-28 00:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We can work through this interesting problem with some practicle and logical questioning.
1. Which of the following do you require to get going in the morning?
a.) A quick charge from the mains socket
b.) A Large cup or tea of coffee
c.) Some illegally obtained substance
2. When Confronted with an illegal opperation do you?
a.) Go blue and tell everyone they must reboot.
b.) Phone for the Police
c.) Hit the offender over the head with the largest penguin you can find and make off with his ill-gotten gains.
3. When somthing turns you on do you?
a.) beep and the check to see if you have a memory.
b.) Make some special alone time for you and your Lover.
c.) Find a Freindly sheep.
4. Do you think RAM is?
a.) Pronounced ramm, acronym for random access memory, a type of computer memory that can be accessed randomly; that is, any byte of memory can be accessed without touching the preceding bytes. RAM is the most common type of memory found in computers and other devices, such as printers.
b.) A farmyard animal.
c.) Possible sexual partner.
5. Who is Bill Gates
a.) He helped me become who I am today.
b.) Some rich guy with some really crap clohes.
c.) The guy who stands on the corner of my street, and knows where to get illegal substances, ill-gottern gains and the best farmyard action.
If the answer is mainly
A. Get yourself down to your local PC world, your bios is corrupted.
B. Dont panic your as normal as the next fish.
C. You need proffesional help (I suggest a vet!)
Also if you answered B for everything accept the last one, where you had C this is also fine as both are correct.... However if you put A then we are back in the 'You need help section!'
Good Luck
2007-01-28 00:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Wolf_J 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least you're not the deceased Athiest, whose tombstone is marked with "All dressed up, no place to go!" !
Do you actually know the motherboard(s) in your computer(s)?
Upon boot, you could pause the screen, look in the lower left and write down the number which is the BIOS level and ID.
Also, try a LiveCDrom, with 1900 FREE games and programs. http://pclinuxos.com that can install, in about 20 minutes, but, please read the on screen Install Help os you end up with a working multi-boot system.
Upon install, you can have ALL 5500 great programs, FREE! Enjoy! Some of the apps include Astronomy programs, Scientific apps. and games like kRisk, Atlantik (live network Monopoly), Free Civilization.
And, there are website authoring apps, including NVU, in the livecd menu. that all transfer on an install.
2007-01-28 00:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you are not a motherboard but you do need and ironing board to iron your clothes on for sure
2007-01-28 00:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by harold g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I guess its a hard drive, and after that you are probably very floppy. I bet you could "CD" other half doing the ironing.
My wife refuses to iron my kilts so I have to do 'em, so "I Do 'Em", IDE get it...
2007-01-28 00:10:58 · answer #5 · answered by rinfrance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Just a bored mother!
2007-01-28 00:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could be a bored mother.
2007-01-28 00:05:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i,m sure youre more important than a thing inside a pc,made me laugh though.. :)
2007-01-28 00:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by a.c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was trying to come up with some stupid computer joke about inserting new extension cards in your slots ...but i'd better not
2007-01-28 00:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by Deep Thought 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-01-28 00:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋