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he said he wants to vacuum??? ahh naw
maybe I will just slip a piece of bread under the door for him?

2007-01-27 23:08:08 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

yes,,,, it's wheat bread, toasted,,,,,, and alittle pat of butter

2007-01-29 14:45:07 · update #1

He is in the basement because that is where I want him to be.........
and he DOES NOT HAVE A SAY!!!

2007-01-29 14:46:21 · update #2

thanks for the bacon tip,,,,,he LOVES LOVES BACON,,,,,,,, I even put a fried egg on top.

2007-01-29 14:47:16 · update #3

thanks for the bacon tip,,,,,he LOVES LOVES BACON,,,,,,,, I even put a fried egg on top, but it made a real mess,,,,oopsie

2007-01-29 14:47:41 · update #4

19 answers

How long has he been down there? I hope you keep him there to teach him a lesson. You can be nice and place a warm pie by the door so he can smell it, just don't let him eat it. I have a feeling he doesn't deserve it quite yet.

Do you have room for another husband? Mine could use a nice getaway like your basement. He has a horrible life of luxury with me where he gets home cooked meals every day, he gets his beer in the evening and his laundry is done. I'll even pay for the bread.

2007-01-27 23:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by K9Girl 2 · 1 0

No! Asking for a vacuum is a clear sign of a trap! Slip him the bread, but be kind and also slip him a tray of beer to lap.

2007-01-27 23:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by ezpaced 2 · 1 0

Of course you should. Do you want to vacuum? After he's done then put him back in the basement.

2007-01-27 23:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by Rocky 6 · 1 0

Bacon is flat and thin. It would probably fit better than bread.

2007-01-27 23:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Naw, keep 'im down there. Tighten the restrains. Give him a good spanking for being such a baaaadddd boy!

2007-01-28 01:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 · 1 0

keep him down there.
Let him out to pass you his checkbook!
I presume that there is a toliet in the basement so it would be kind of you to give him some bread togo with his water.

2007-01-27 23:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by onestepbeyond 2 · 1 0

Can I be in your basement too? My wife locked me in this out house! It smells horrible in here!

2007-01-27 23:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by delux_version 7 · 0 1

What kind of bread is it? Is it toasted?

2007-01-27 23:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by penhead72 5 · 0 0

Keep your husband in the basement, and I will come over and keep you company.

2007-01-27 23:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by captstevenfusmc 2 · 0 2

Shouldn't I get a say in the matter?

2007-01-28 17:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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