My straight friend is still sleeping half naked on my living room couch. He went out last night and got a bit too drunk.
What shall I prepare him for lunch?
2007-01-27 22:56:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Definitely something aphrodisiac. Oysters?
2007-01-27 23:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kedar 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Pickled herring with plenty of chopped onion. You could try mixing some Viagra in with that to make him horny. Sliip a straight porn dvd featuring a*s-f*cking in the machine, light up a joint, and give him a b-j when he becomes aroused.
PS everything after the first fullstop is at your own discretion.
2007-01-28 10:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy gets drunk so that he can spend the night half naked on a gay guy's couch, and he claims to be straight? I'm sceptical.
2007-01-28 09:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pancakes. No butter, but alittle warm syrup on the side, or better yet, powdered sugar. Carbs, no fat.
2007-01-28 09:14:00 · answer #4 · answered by tjnstlouismo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't cook him anything. Make him take you out to lunch.
2007-01-28 07:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by ramman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mashed potatoes with biscuits and jelly always cure my hangover.
2007-01-28 12:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by kim j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a nice cup of coffee to wake him up a bit
2007-01-28 07:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Markus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
some pasta with grilled chicken would be mmmmmm delicious
2007-01-28 07:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by ^Butterfly^ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u can cook me for him
he will enjoy eating me very much
2007-01-28 09:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Boyz Charm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever he wants I guess.
2007-01-28 07:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋