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Hurry up, I only have a few hours to rent the Roman Soldier outfit...

2007-01-27 22:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Is this where we line up for the free abortions?

2007-01-27 23:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I knew a guy in college in Chicago that printed a massive poster that looked exactly like your avatar. He called it Bob, I believe, and Bob was the leader of some bizarre cult. The student liked to be called "Uncle Russ F--K".

He was a jovial bohemian fellow. Not entirely fit, with long frizzy beard, and he had a bit of a twitch as I recall. Prepared omellettes for the dorm on Sunday morning. Interesting guy. Tried to run for school President, too, as I recall.

Does this strike a bell with you? I'd be curious what became of that guy.

2007-01-27 22:42:57 · answer #2 · answered by Murphy 3 · 0 0

your daughter wont be making the service this morning. She's too busy looking for her underwear, which may take a while cause I can't remember what part of the house we started in...

2007-01-27 22:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Blessings from the Goddess.

2007-01-27 23:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Terelda C 2 · 1 0

you could ask one of the churchies at the head of the line for confessions if you could get ahead of them to meet with the priest, and then very loudly tell everyone behind you that its because your sick of sucking poo off his **** and he promised you last week it would be nice and clean for you.

2007-01-27 22:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by cat_23au 2 · 0 0

man says : is this the line for the eating? because my boyfriend loves it when something gets pushed into his mouth.....well you've helped me start off dirty and i just logged in oh well everyday is different...i guess.

2007-01-27 23:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow,,,,,,,what a night huh? I am still drunk,,,,,,,,
hey, those strippers we hired are still sleeping in my bed, I had to sneak outta there to get to church on time whhhh
pee uuuuuuuuu ---------you smell like last night,,, didn't you have time to take a shower?

2007-01-27 22:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Just ask them whether or not the priest uses lubrication when he fucks little boys.

2007-01-28 02:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Rago715 3 · 1 0

Are you just gassy or did you forget to bathe this morning?

2007-01-27 22:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi! Satan=faced!!! Did you come here to pray or play?

2007-01-27 22:42:18 · answer #10 · answered by THE WORRIER 4 · 0 1

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