Any pretty, young ladies want to help warm me up ; ) ............ (details inside)?

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Actual temp. here is -16 F (-30 F wind chill ...... BRRRR)

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10 pts. to gal who gives best details on how she would help me survive chilly night : )

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Answer 1

I saw all these awesome things at Wal-Mart...double thick long johns with fur lining, rabbit fur undershirts, socks made from pussy hair, beaver lined jeans, triple flannel long sleeved shirts and polar bear skido suit with triple lined toque and matching mitts. Buffalo Bill snow boots...then I'd get you to run to the video rental store to stand in the long line up for xxxrated porn. Warm now?

Answer 2

well well ..try to warm up yourself...I am not a blanket !