Regarding being a contestant on AMERICAN IDOL..can you write a paragraph or 2 or more that includes ...?

Question

these phrases?
1. Yes. I heard Simon's comments...blah,blah,blah.
2. Has Paula finally completely lost it?!
3. I was too close to the edge of the stage.
4. I felt a bit uneasy as Randy winked at Simon.
5. Only two words describe this person. IN. SANE.
6. Goodbye stardom. Hello Poptarts.

Answer 1

I'll never forget the day Elise talked me into trying out for American Idol with her. At first I said no. I know what that show is like. Unless you're really good, you get ridiculed by the respectably honest but awfully harsh Simon, which I knew my rather fragile ego just could not take. But, as I said, she talked me into it. In a surprisingly elegant yet totally devious way, she convinced me by saying, in so many words, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Before I could realize and correct my huge mistake, I found myself on stage, about to audition for Randy, Paula, and Simon. I was incredibly nervous - I could feel my knees shaking. But still, I started to sing, giving it my all. I don't know why I picked the song from "The Great Mouse Detective"... it's just the first one that sprang to mind. In any case, I was having fun just singing, so that alleviated my nervousness just a bit. I glanced at the judges. Paula was smiling, and nodding just a bit, but I felt a bit uneasy as Randy winked at Simon. The two started to whisper back and forth to each other. I had to know what they were saying! Slowly I crept forward, trying to surreptitiously eavesdrop. Closer... closer still... Got it! Yes. I heard Simon's comments... "blah, blah, blah." Wait! BLAH BLAH BLAH?! What the heck does he mean by that?! Surely my singing isn't that boring! I kept singing, albeit a bit distractedly as I was trying very hard to hear them. Randy chuckled quietly. "Only two words describe this person," he said. "In. Sane." Simon nodded. Now I was getting just a little worried... Did they not like me? "She's not hearing us," Randy whispered, slightly louder. Simon nodded again. "No, she's not. She's totally out of it." Randy waved a hand in front of Paula's face, but got no response. "Has Paula finally completely lost it?!" Randy asked. Simon started to reply, but by this point I was too close to the edge of the stage. My feet slipped off the edge and I tumbled toward their table. I knew this would end in disaster. They would laugh me out, and I'd go home in despair to eat some raspberry Poptarts with a scoop of chocolate ice cream - talk about the ultimate comfort food! Goodbye stardom, I cried to my doomed career. Hello Poptarts, I sighed. As the floor approached, my brain suddenly went on autopilot, and I recovered in mid-fall, turning my embarrassing tumble into a show-stopping, bringing-it-home, finale! I was rather proud of myself, to say the least. There I stood, both arms outstretched, smiling, and trying to catch my breath. The three judges were all looking at me - Paula with a smile and the guys with a quiet look of confusion. "I liked it," Paula told me. "You were very good!" I smiled. "Thank you," I gasped gratefully. I looked at the two guys - both were quietly pondering. I knew they hadn't been paying attention to most of my song, so I didn't have high hopes on that count - but they had seen my grand finale... I had hopes. They glanced at each other... I held my breath... "I think she should go through," Randy finally said. I almost let it out in a sigh, but as Simon still hadn't said anything, I couldn't move. I just couldn't... He opened his mouth... What would he say? When he finally spoke, I nearly fainted with relief... "Not bad. She's through."
Goodbye Poptarts! Hello stardom!

Answer 2

While at the auditions at american idol, i finally got in the door and took my spot on there floor, I introduced my self and i felt a bit uneasy as randy winked at simon already. I looked at paula and was thinking has paula finally completely lost it?! I started to sing and i guess i could tell i was nervous but i countinued .
As i got done singing i guess i was too close to the edge of the stage, (as i almost fell off) if that is what you want to call what they have you standing on... Then yes i heard simons comments...blah,blah,blah. Paula was just bobbing her head.. Only two words describe this person. IN. SANE. Yes im talking about paula. She didnt have anything to say, just bobbed her head. Well it was a no and i just thought again to myself, Goodbye stardom. Hello Poptarts!!

Answer 3

So here I am, I finally am gonna get my big shot to be a contestant on American Idol and yes I have heard Simon’s comments and bla bla bla like who hasn’t. It’s not like I care what he thinks anyway only my opinion counts. I was wondering though has Paula finally completely lost it or what like all that controvery from last year, and she thinks she’s so cool and better than everybody else just because she had a few big hits back in the day. I thought for sure that all the judges thought I was crazy or something when I was too close to the edge of the stage and fell off, it was so funny but yet the judges didn’t seem to share my humor. Okay so I start singing my tune and I felt a bit uneasy when I saw Randy wink at Simon I kept singing thinking to myself do they think my song is gay or are they gay? It was so weird I almost wanted to run off that stage and just forget about the whole American Idol thing, and then if that’s not enough I can almost see Paula mimicking to herself goin there are only two words to describe this person IN SANE like who is she I am there giving it my all and she has the nerve to mock me while I’m there, I just wanted to walk over to her and slap that smile right off her face. Well I never made the cut anyway because I guess those idiot judges don’t believe I have talent so goodbye stardom, hello poptarts.

Answer 4

American Idol Smash

Well, it all started when I woke up today, I wanted to change my name, as I headed up on stage I couldn't help but say, will it be my turn today?

As I started to sing, I felt a bit uneasy as Randy winked at Simon I was too close to the edge of the stage but my confidence in me kept me standing.

Yes, I heard Simon's comments, blah, blah blah and has Paula finally completely lost it? It must be their shock to hear someone with such talent as ME.

Chorus
Goodby stardom, hello poptarts I tried out on American Idol today, they said only 2 words ot describe this person In SANE, I thought it was a compliment.

I'm so mad that I want to shout, why did they kick their top talent out?