mine is "if you talk to god you're religious. If god talks to you you're psychotic"
House is the best show! Long live Hugh Laurie!
2007-01-27 15:23:18 · 10 answers · asked by samina 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
When Chase, Cameron, and Foreman rushed into House's office saying (in reference to a patient) "We have rectal bleeding!" and House looked up and said, "What, all of you?" My husband and I just about fell off the couch laughing.
**A star for anyone with a good House question! Best show ever!**
2007-01-27 15:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, there are soo so many hilarious quotes! But here are some of my favorites... Patient: This is what a woman is supposed to look like, okay? We're not just skin and bones. We have flesh, we have curves... House: You have little people inside you. House: Stop looking around suspiciously. To answer your next two questions; no, I am not there, and yes, you are completely predictable. Foreman: You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook? House: It's never lupus. Wilson: Ah, yes, if it isn't Dr. Ironside. House: Ah, if it isn't 'Dr. I Had No Friends When I Was Growing Up So All I Did Was Watch TV By Myself Which Is Why I Can Now Make Constant Pop Culture References Which No One Understands But Me'. Wilson: That's my name, don't wear it out. House: The lab couldn't identify the metal. Said it might not even be terrestrial. Chase: Really? House: No, you idiot. It's titanium. House: Hector does go rug is a lame anagram. You want a better one for Gregory House? "Huge ego, sorry!" House: I'll be you guys. (Imitating Chase) No way, mate! Too much blood to be just a vein! (Imitating Foreman) No way, hizzy! It was not, or he'd still be bleeding. (Imitating Cameron in high-pitched voice) Actually, he'd be dead. **Cuddy: [about Amber] Are you sure she doesn't just want to drag you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and lay her eggs inside of you? Wilson: Excellent disguise, House. House: (answering the phone) House's house of whining; state your complaint! **Hahaha! I think this is my all time favorite!
2016-05-24 07:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Aimee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite line from House, M.D is when Hugh Laurie says, "They're my vicodin and no you can't have any." I am an ex-ER fan who converted to House and I've never looked back. Did you know that Hugh was also in a movie called "The Flight Of The Phoenix"? It's pretty cool, and he uses his real accent in the movie. Check it out
2007-01-27 15:31:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure what my fav.line is..but I do agree Long live Hugh Laurie and HOUSE is a terrific show
2007-01-27 15:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
" oh, level three, have you called jack bauer?"
-euphoria pt.2
"go up his rear and get a smear. which reminds me, kind of feel like a bagel."
- lines in the sand
"is this an intervention? your a little late since im not using drugs anymore. i am, however, still hooked on phonics."
-cane and able
2007-01-27 16:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this show a lot, but I can't really say what my favorite line is , there are too many to choose from.
2007-01-27 15:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one:
Cuddy- "If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake."
And love this one:
House "That's absurd. I love it."
2007-01-27 15:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great show. The only line that has stuck with me is
"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up. "
2007-01-27 15:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh gosh......he has great lines EVERY week
but one that sticks out in my head was on the midget episode a couple weeks ago
"wanna go for a spin?" (only funny if you were watching that episode, I guess). :)
2007-01-27 15:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by BarbieGurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-28 23:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋