wat are some funny jokes you no about native american?? and or racial slurs for us??

Question

i was just wondering cuz i've only heard the word chug and prairie n****r and squwa and i dont no any jokes, can you please tell me, the funniest one will get 10 points!!

i am native american to the first lady who answered, they r my whole family, they r yur distant family, plus english isnt my 1st lanuage, chahta anumpa is plys im dyslexic

i ment plus not plys, sorry

im chahta(choctaw)

Answer 1

who wants to make fun of them more? we already stole their land and made them live on reservations.

Answer 2

Haaki Houk! Heek heek!

Answer 3

Ok, there was this chief, the men asked him, is this going to be a cold winter?
He said, let me go meditate about it.
He went into his house, called up the weather bureau and asked, is this going to be a cold winter?
The weather bureau man said, we don't know yet. Better safe than sorry, so get ready in case it is going to be cold.
So he came out and told the men, yes, it's going to be a cold winter, you'd better gather lots of firewood.
So the men gathered lots of firewood.
Then the women came and asked the cheif, is this going to be a cold winter?
The chief said, let me go mediatate about it.
He went inside, called the weather bureau and said, have you found out yet if it's going to be a cold winter?
The weather bureau said, we don't know yet, but better be safe than sorry.
So the chief came out and told the women, yes, it's going to be a cold winter, you'd better gather lots of firewood. So they did.
Then the children said to the chief, is this going to be a cold winter?
The chief said, let me go meditate about it.
He went inside, called the weather bureau again, and said, have you figured out yet if this will be a cold winter?
The weather bureau said, it's beginning to look like it might be. Better be safe than sorry!
So he went out and told the children to gather lots of firewood, and they did.
Then the railroad foreman came by and asked the chief, is this going to be a cold winter?
The chief said, let me go meditate about it.
He went and called the weather bureau again, and asked, have you figured out yet if it's going to be a cold winter?
The weather bureau said, yes, we've decided that it's going to be a cold winter.
Good! said the chief. How do you know?
Well, said the weather bureau man, the Indians have been gathering wood like nobody's business!....

Answer 4

this tourist was walking throught the desert and met an indian, he asked him what time it was, the indian pulled down his pants , looked at his shadow and said " three oclock"

the tourist went further into the desert and found another indian . he asked the indian the time and the indian dropped his pants , looked at his shadow and said " four oclock"

the tourist went further into the desert and found another indian playing with himself. he asked " what are you doing?" the indian replied " I'm winding my watch"

Answer 5

I don't know, and wouldn't want to keep that kind of think in my memory, slurs are not funny.