Well, I hate to admit this but I will in the interest of science.
I was walking down this lonely alley in Transvylania (don't ask, it was a business trip and we lost the account anyway!) and I sensed or even felt a presence behind me.
I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand on edge. I knew something was wrong! I was too scared to turn around.
Then I felt a sharp pain in my kidney (left side). It was like someone was sticking needles into my back.
Then I realized it was Tom Cruise trying to get another job as a vampire! I had been up for about 26 hours and had severe jet lag and I wasn't in the mood to play.
I asked him "why not the neck Tom?" and then it hit me... I am 6 feet tall, Tom couldn't have hit my neck artery unless he had a step-stool to help, poor little guy.
I was laughing so hard that it made him angry. Last I saw of Tom Cruise he was stomping away in the alley muttering something about "never a midget when you need one!"
So for my money it's Christopher Lee all the way.
2007-01-27 16:51:32
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answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5
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Tom cruise
2007-01-27 22:10:52
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answered by Tommy 5
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Cruise
2007-01-27 22:10:41
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answered by XOXOXOXO 5
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Tom Cruise is a real vampire
2007-01-27 22:10:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Christopher Lee by far.You really need to see one of his in a theater.He's a scary dude!Tom Cruise is a wuss.
2007-01-27 22:12:33
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answered by AngelsFan 6
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Lee is the Master
2007-01-27 22:11:02
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answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6
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christohper lee by far,tom cruise sux
2007-01-27 23:02:53
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answered by TOM 5
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Brad Pitt.
2007-01-27 22:09:58
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answered by stargazer 5
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