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Well, I hate to admit this but I will in the interest of science.
I was walking down this lonely alley in Transvylania (don't ask, it was a business trip and we lost the account anyway!) and I sensed or even felt a presence behind me.
I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand on edge. I knew something was wrong! I was too scared to turn around.
Then I felt a sharp pain in my kidney (left side). It was like someone was sticking needles into my back.
Then I realized it was Tom Cruise trying to get another job as a vampire! I had been up for about 26 hours and had severe jet lag and I wasn't in the mood to play.
I asked him "why not the neck Tom?" and then it hit me... I am 6 feet tall, Tom couldn't have hit my neck artery unless he had a step-stool to help, poor little guy.
I was laughing so hard that it made him angry. Last I saw of Tom Cruise he was stomping away in the alley muttering something about "never a midget when you need one!"
So for my money it's Christopher Lee all the way.

2007-01-27 16:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1 0

Tom cruise

2007-01-27 22:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 5 · 0 1

Cruise

2007-01-27 22:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 0 1

Tom Cruise is a real vampire

2007-01-27 22:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Christopher Lee by far.You really need to see one of his in a theater.He's a scary dude!Tom Cruise is a wuss.

2007-01-27 22:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1 0

Lee is the Master

2007-01-27 22:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 1 0

christohper lee by far,tom cruise sux

2007-01-27 23:02:53 · answer #7 · answered by TOM 5 · 1 0

Brad Pitt.

2007-01-27 22:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0 0

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