I have 7 hoes right now, I just started a month ago so ya know I ain't got many but I doing aight with just 7 fo now. I'm thinking I could get 1k each off my taxes because they are dependents of me.
2007-01-27 12:46:53 · 26 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ask h&r block
2007-01-27 12:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I got $100 for each of mine. Just make a note saying you are the one that supports them and you pay for all their needs. I got about $10,000 back last year and that's just for the hoes the government knows about. Oh and I filed through Hoes for Profit, a company out of Southern Illinois. I don't think they have a website, but you can call them at: 1-800-cash-4-ho. Good luck
2007-01-27 20:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Brandon14_99 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can not list a ho as a dependent. However, you can claim any maintenance cost as business expenses. So the knive you use to cut your ***** is deductible, as is all gasoline, frilly furry jacket, and huge hats.
2007-01-27 20:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Beige Lantern 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Jackson Hewitt or H&R Block!
2007-01-27 20:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoes are tax deductible only if you are a gardner.
2007-01-27 20:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by darkdiva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
White boy why don't you just call the vice-squad. I am sure they can point you in the right direction.
2007-01-27 20:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ti 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well unfortunatly no.. hoes are not.. I mean they are a good investment but they are a ***** when it comes to taxes. good luck with them
2007-01-27 20:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by MJ" 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i think your right. check the IRS website under "Tax-deductable miscellaneous novelty items",
2007-01-27 20:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by David W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know what they say...."Once you fall into the hole your on your own" Pimps don't need deductions, they need customers..!!!
2007-01-27 20:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You own a landscaping company right?
2007-01-27 20:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ask ur taxing person or w/e they're called....but ya you could use them as dependents....COOL SO UR A PIMP....lol
2007-01-27 20:50:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋