Hello all I am having a real problem with vampires. I have tried every trick in the book including hanging of a bushel of garlic,the 3X5 Cross etc etc. I am just so scared they are taking over my neighboorhood. I have since bought a 9MM for protection but I am just so scared to leave the house these days. I am a recluse in my own neighboorhood. Does anyone know of any spells or anything and I mean anything that will get this vampires out of my neigboorhood?
2007-01-27 11:01:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
-- Politics:
While there isn't really a central governing body for Vampires (not that several families haven't tried), there is generally enough regional organization that any pack of vampires in North America answers falls under someone's jurisdiction.
If they are causing problems in your neighborhood, seek out who is the local "boss" and let them know of these disturbances. Usually it's the act of delinquent vampires who just need to be wrangled in. Because these vampire factions are closely connected to most comunities, what's bad for the community is bad for the vampires. When business start hurting financially, that means fewer kickbacks.
-- Force:
If you have no local vampire governance, or you feel that a local family has become a real problem, seek out the help of a proven vampire hunter. And, don't cheap out. When it comes to hunters, you get what you pay for. If you hire some scrub, he can end up just causing more problems. If you hire someone from a repsected bloodline, their mere presence can sometimes stop vampire problems.
Don't be shocked if most hunters wind up being a little weird (even vampires), themslves.
Also, do NOT engage vampires yourself. There's a huge difference as to what you see on TV, and real life. Hunting vampires isn't something you casually do. Of course, if you have to, defend yourself. Use hollow point ammo. You can't kill most vampires with conventional ammo, but the more stopping-force your round applies, the better your chances of escaping. Ball ammo rarely phases them, when you get a through-shot. You want MAXIMUM BULLET EXPANSION to knock them hard.
But, don't try to fix the problem yourself. Seriously, get a pro or move somewhere else.
Good luck, kid. Keep us posted!
2007-01-27 19:34:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
they're nt gonna turn you, kiddo. Your average vampire these days in the States is someone who didn't get hugged enough as a kid and wants to be like Edgar Cullen to get back and all that yadda yadda. Either that or they suffer from a medical vitamin D deficency which can result in extreme cases in vampire-like tendancies. My guess is you're dealing with the former. They have the same right to live there as anyone else, but you might try blasting Cat Stevens and Parliment at all hours to drown out the death metal and Metro Station that will no doubt be coming from the vampires. If your vampires are real, however, just remember that they can't cross running water, they abhor any representation of the holy cross and they are susceptible to changes in property values
2016-03-29 05:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Lorraine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The a'surest way to get rid of vampires is to get a pet werewolf. It works better than garlic, stakes, or the occasional Van Helsing. Just be sure you keep the silver bullits locked away incase your new werewolfs has issues with depression!
2007-01-27 11:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Fly! Be Free! 2 · 12⤊ 3⤋
you have to EAT the garlic. i've found about 4-6 bulbs (not cloves) a day does the trick, and keeps them all away. they will be afraid of you now, so all you have to do is walk near them , and they will run.
2007-01-27 11:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by geezer 51 5 · 9⤊ 3⤋
The vampires that live on my street keep to themselves. Sometimes I wake up with dried blood on my neck, but thats probably from my habit of shaving while I sleep.
2007-01-27 13:34:35 · answer #5 · answered by highlander 5 · 28⤊ 1⤋
The only thing you can do at this point is to serve garlic bread at the neighborhood block party. If this fails then you should move out as fast as possible.
P.S. Shooting them will not work it will only make them angry.
2007-01-27 11:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by alias89 3 · 15⤊ 4⤋
Have a silver and garlic themed block party. Worked for me.
2007-01-27 15:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 3⤋
don't hang out the garlic, dummy: EAT IT!
2007-01-27 11:08:43 · answer #8 · answered by flywho 5 · 14⤊ 2⤋
Bite them first. A little intimidation goes a long way!
2007-01-27 13:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 20⤊ 4⤋
Covor a steak with garlic, then stab the fricon guts outta them!!
2007-01-27 11:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by aaronwinner 3 · 6⤊ 10⤋