2007-01-27 10:34:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The one where the 3 little pigs go into a restaurant and what ever they order the 3rd pig just keeps on ordering beer and at the end the waiter asks why no matter what i asked what you would like you keep on ordering beer, the 3rd little pig replies with....well someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home.
2007-01-29 09:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Irish Penguin came to visit some friends, and while here they took him to watch a baseball game. The penguin enjoyed watching the people, and listening to them yell and scream. During the game a batter got 4 balls, and started walking to first base, and the penguin gets up, and yells, "Ru-u-un, you lazy bugger, R-u-un!!"
The people around the penguin smiled, and one person explained that the batter couldn't run. He had 4 balls. The penguin yelled out, "Walk with pride, me lad!"
2007-02-04 10:35:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penguins car breaks down, he brings it to the garage. the mechanic tells him it will be a couple of hours. the penguin walks across the street to an ice cream shop and orders a vanilla cone. well, penguins dont have hands and so he kind of makes a mess of himself, you know ice cream all over his face and belly. well he walks back to the garage and sees the mechanic. tne mechanic tells him, well it looks like you blew a seal. the penguin wipes his mouth and says, oh no, thats just ice cream. HAHAHAHA
2007-02-02 14:07:19 · answer #3 · answered by m_h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard a good joke in a long time...
2007-02-04 05:28:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bug 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was a blonde joke but i can never remember them as I am too busy living what makes them up. Truth.
2007-02-02 08:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A joke i made was: I ate about 10 623 chocolate biscuits. I don't know.. Hmmz.. Oh yeah, i said, don't kiss me otherwise i will get the flu you have got, while i got kisses over IM!
2007-01-27 10:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When George Washington got asked for ID, do you think he pulled out a quarter?
2007-02-03 16:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg ok here it is: there were 4 cows in the field 1 moma cow and the rest kid cows. 1 of the kids said moma y am i named rose moma said because i rose petal fell on your head when you were born. another said moma why am i named daisy moma said because a daisy petal fell on your head when you were born. the 3rd cow said dsfhdsjhfjdshbjb moma said shut up cinderblock. omg thats soooo funny lmao
2007-02-04 10:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥love in the air♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde and you think I would be offended, but I love dumb blonde jokes!
2007-02-03 09:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard a joke but I heard a story on here, the kind of oh my god are you joking kind of funny. http://.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AKZYSGeIdFxmhp.rxomJ1D70xQt.?...
2007-02-02 17:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by NIKKI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋