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YES btw I think ur kool

2007-01-27 10:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh yeah....that was fun....sort of...well, not really....

I was seeing an absolutely gorgeous blond who also just happened to be around as my personal "accident rate" started going through the roof.

For a while it was kind of like a low-key less funny version of "So I married an Axe Murderer", after I got clued into the fact (after being with her for a few months) that she might have a "slightly" violent streak, Culiminating in what my friends and I still just simply refer to as "the furniture accident". I started looking out for it and within a couple of weeks we were broken up.

But the fun didn't end there...

Rather stupidly, we kept "hooking up" and about 7 months after our last hookup, I got a full-on psychotic episode (prompted by her next boyfriend breaking up with her) where she left like 80 messages on my machine , among the messages was the real head-spinnner for me

...call 59 : ...and we broke up last night and it's all your fault....
...call 60 : ...and I'm not going to forget that ..
...call 61 : ...you bas*ard, you did that x and y and how you...
...call 62 : ...blah blah blah...and I'm pregnant with your baby......
...call 63 : .....

Long story short, fortunately that was a lie. My lesson came as I spent a rough couple of weeks trying to wrap my head around being that woman's baby's Daddy. To this day I can't see why someone would lie about something like that....not to mention she was about 130#, both before and "during", not exactly the size of someone "great with child"....

Basically that should give you a good idea of what fun that was....

2007-01-27 18:14:46 · answer #2 · answered by Mark T 7 · 1 0

Does a psycho Ex-Husband count? YES!

2007-01-27 18:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh Lord, yes. Many years ago mind you. But I had a girlfriend that was, shall we say, different. Very ....intense. Well, anyway one night she got all upset about what, I still not clear on...she, while I was asleep, lit my arm pits on fire, then ran outside and broke all the windows on my car. Then broke out the windows of the cars around mine. Guess she had to make sure that the job was well done.

Thank God she moved back to New York.

2007-01-27 18:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

no im psycho enough dont need 2 psycho people in the same place that would go pretty badly

2007-01-27 18:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dark~Angel 3 · 2 0

I am the psycho girlfriend.I like to call it artist but apparently that does count as a good enough excuse.

2007-01-27 20:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nope.. Does a psycho friend count?

2007-01-27 18:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1 0

im the Psycho girlfriend

2007-01-27 18:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Always Winter never Christmas 2 · 3 1

Oh my God, yes. I had one woman that was a real psycho. I could tell you stories about her that would spin your head.

2007-01-27 18:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 2 0

yea, psycho chick friends in the past

2007-01-27 18:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

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